Bad-Asses

The_Gu3st · February 28, 2006, 09:29:30 AM

Are you bad-ass? Prove it.

Very simple folks, one guy declares that he's a bad-ass and gives a reason why.

QuoteI'm so bad-ass I eat light bulbs and shit broken glass.

Then next poster gives a reason why he is more bad-ass than the previous poster, then gives another reason why he is bad-ass.

QuoteWell I'm so bad-ass I shit broken glass, and I don't even eat light bulbs.

I'm so bad-ass that I eat Chuck Norris and shit Vin Diesel. Then I pity some fools.

Any questions? Good. I'll start.

I'm so badass I can write my name in cement, when it isn't wet, with my urine, and not in cursive.

eddie · February 28, 2006, 09:42:46 AM

ya, well im so badass, i can make the sidewalk explode with mine

im so badass, iv counted to infinity. twice

The_Gu3st · February 28, 2006, 09:46:22 AM

I'm so bad ass that I ate Chuck Norris. He counted to infinity three times.

Im so badass, I'm The Guest.

eddie · February 28, 2006, 09:51:08 AM

well im so badass, i dont need to tell people who i am, they already know

im so badass, i fought and killed bigfoot. without touching him

The_Gu3st · February 28, 2006, 09:54:24 AM

Well I'm so bad ass that big foot was created when one of my hairs fell out.

I'm so bad ass that I got in a fight with God. And won.

eddie · February 28, 2006, 09:58:43 AM

ya, well, im so badass, i fought you and won

im so badass, i made the ice age AND huricane kitrina hit

The_Gu3st · February 28, 2006, 10:07:00 AM

Im so bad ass that I invented Global warming to stop the Ice age. As for Hurricane kitrina, I have no idea what that is, but I've already stopped it.

Im so bad ass that I can reproduce... asexually.

eddie · February 28, 2006, 10:12:14 AM

well im so badass, i can actually get a girl, so i dont 2 reproduce asexually

im so badass i own and drive a cement truck, or as i call it, the ct2007

Bakster · February 28, 2006, 04:09:52 PM

I'm so badass that I excreted that cement truck.

I'm so badass that I farted and all the dinosaurs became extinct.

ultswordsman · February 28, 2006, 09:48:03 PM

Quote from: The_Gu3st on February 28, 2006, 10:07:00 AM
Im so bad ass that I invented Global warming to stop the Ice age. As for Hurricane kitrina, I have no idea what that is, but I've already stopped it.Â

Im so bad ass that I can reproduce... asexually.

ahem ur the reason the hurrciane hit cause global warming is the cause of the hurricanes

Dodger · February 28, 2006, 10:17:46 PM

Quoteahem ur the reason the hurrciane hit cause global warming is the cause of the hurricanes

You shouldn't believe everything you're told.

ultswordsman · February 28, 2006, 10:34:22 PM

its proven

The_Gu3st · March 01, 2006, 12:12:40 AM

I'm so bad ass that I survived Baksters fart.

Im so bad ass that I eat chickens. Raw, avian bird flu chickens. With hot sauce.

ultswordsman · March 01, 2006, 02:53:01 AM

im so badass i eat elephants whole with no sauce or dippings

im so badass i farted and caused that super dust cloud on jupitar

SiR gUt · March 01, 2006, 03:12:44 AM

im so bad ass that i killed all of you and this thread ended.