Matlu offline for a week

[matlu]

Dear players, I would like to inform you that Matlu is spending next week (starting tomorrow) in a god forgotten place without computers and internet.

I hope I find duelboard in one piece when I come back.

[Bakster]

I hope I find you in one piece when you get back

[The_Gu3st]

Wow, a week without matlu. Weird.

I wouldnt be surprised if all hell broke loose while he was gone.

[SiR gUt]

OK I AM IN CHARGE EVERYONE HAS TO LISTEN TO ME!!! WHETHER YOU ALL LIKE IT OR NOT!

[ultswordsman]

no im in charge im just as good as matlu (without the programming skill)

[Bakster]

For the duration of my absence I have declared Bakster as the official site owner. I decided this because Bakster has been a very good member of our community, and ever since a little incident, he has been very kind, honest and generous.

Bow down to me!

[SiR gUt]

bakster is banned until matlu returns.

[Dodger]

Gut is banned until I get Guest's job. Come on, you already sacked him like 8 times! 

[The_Gu3st]

Pssh. As if you or Gut do anything anyways 

Want my job Dodger? Its yours. I'll take the advertising job, as if I dont do it anyways.

[Dodger]

Um...

[The_Gu3st]

lol, backing out already?

[SiR gUt]

ok how about all of you are fired. Ults you are now my right hand man

[The_Gu3st]

And so the tournaments come to an end, hitting a record low.

[haferhole1]

ok how about all of you are fired. Ults you are now my right hand man

what about me? 

ults, i challenge you to a duel for the job.  ill even do something you speciallize in...

i challenge you to a poem off! best poem wins, gut judges

ill go 1st, gimme a sec to wright

[haferhole1]

a lil past x-mas, but my trees still up, so here we go


t'was the night before christmas...
old santa was pissed
he cussed out the elves..
and threw down his list

miserable little brats...
ungrateful little jerks
i have good mind..
to scrap the whole works

ive busted my ass...
for damn near a year
instead of "Thanks Santa"..
what do i hear?

the old lady bitches...
cause i work late at night
the elves want more money..
The reindeer all fight

rudolph got drunk...
and screwed all the maids
donner is pregnant..
and vixen has AIDS

and just when i thought...
that things would get better
those asseholes from IRS..
sent me a letter

they say I owe taxes...
if that aint damn funny
who the hell ever..
sent santa clause money?

and the kids these days...
they all are the pits
they want the impossible..
those mean little shits

i spent a whole year...
making wagons and sleds
assembling dolls..
their arms, legs and heads

i made a ton of yo yos...
no request for them
they want computers and robots..
they think im IBM!

if you think thats bad...
just picture this
try holding those brats..
with their pants full of piss

they pull on my nose...
they grab at my beard
and if i dont smile..
their moms think im weird

flying through the air...
dodging the trees
falling down chimneys..
and skinning my knees

im quitting this job...
there's just no enjoyment
ill sit on my fat ass..
and draw unemployment

theres no christmas this year...
now you know the reason
i found me a blonde and..
im going SOUTH for the season!!

ill laze in the sun...
into bed ill get tucked
and those snotty nosed brats..
can all go get f*cked!





i had that one saved for a rainy day!