Riddles!

[The_Gu3st]

Bob is friendly. He like long walks on the beach and his favorite food is marshmallows.

[Bakster]

Bob says go kill yourself.

That's very friendly...

[haferhole1]

RIDDLES IS BEATING THE NEVER ENDING THREAD!!!!

[The_Gu3st]

RIDDLES IS BEATING THE NEVER ENDING THREAD!!!!

I just shed a tear

[The_Gu3st]

My egg will be better than your egg! 

Your egg takes forever to hatch, how boring.

That's very friendly...

You're right, bob was very mean so I got rid of him. I needed a better influence in life than him, so I picked someone much nicer.

[haferhole1]

Your egg takes forever to hatch, how boring.

its part of the fun. if we wanted a creature instantly we would just search for "pokemon" on google and post that in sig

You're right, bob was very mean so I got rid of him. I needed a better influence in life than him, so I picked someone much nicer.

wiggles is still cooler...

[haferhole1]

since theres no riddles going, i think im gonna start off with an easy 1

A man is lying dead with a backpack on, face down in the desert. What happened

Four men sat dawn to play

They played all night till break of day

They played for gold and not for fun

With separate scores for everyone

When they had come to square accounts

They all had made quite fair amounts

Can you the paradox explain

If no one lost, how all could gain?

the ansure was a band was playing in a compitition

[Bakster]

He died in a parachute jump (forgot to pull the cord)

[haferhole1]

i think this is a new record, 1st post got it! gj bakster, post away

[Bakster]

Suppose you want to send in the mail a valuable object to a friend. You have a box which is big enough to hold the object. The box has a locking ring which is large enough to have a lock attached and you have several locks with keys. However, your friend does not have the key to any lock that you have. You cannot send the key in an unlocked box since it may be stolen or copied. How do you send the valuable object, locked, to your friend - so it may be opened by your friend?

[haferhole1]

could u tell him the combination to a certain lock?

[Bakster]

There are no combinations, just padlocks.

[haferhole1]

could you run to walgreens and buy 1 for $2? 

[Bakster]

NO

[haferhole1]

CALM DOWN