Riddles!

[willie]

riddle me this, riddle me that, batman!  i remember when i used to watch batman, the riddler was my favorite villain cuz his riddles were so clever.

[Bakster]

Guest, you are always wrong.

[ultswordsman]

som1 post a riddle

[Dodger]

You're a riddle.

[Dodger]

First think of the person that lives in disguise,
who deals in secret and tells naught but lies.

Next, tell whats always the last thing to mend,
the middle of middle and the end of the end?

And finally give me the sound often heard
during the search for a hard-to-find word.

Now string them together and tell me this,
Which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?   

[Dodger]

That is all the same riddle. Just incase you don't get it.

[The_Gu3st]

I'm surprised it wasnt you that voted Harry Potter for president, Dodger 

The answer is a spider... if you dont believe me, read th 4th HP book in the chapter known as "The Third Task"...

...I had to brush up on my HP knowledge before I went to see the movie 

[Dodger]

Ahem.

[ultswordsman]

he digs a hole under the house,or he makes his own window with the chair

[Parsley]

He jumps on the table (or chair) until it breaks in half.
He puts the two halves together.
Two halves make a (w)hole.
He escapes thru the hole.

[Bakster]

Somebody went on google.

Here's my riddle:

A room was built around a man. It has 4 solid, unbreakable walls and an unreachable roof. There are no windows, no doors, and no gaps in the walls. The ground cannot be moved or disturbed in any way, because a horrible acidic poison will kill you if you try. The only other thing in the room is a dormouse. How does the man escape?

[Dodger]

A room was built around a man. It has 4 solid, unbreakable walls and an unreachable roof. There are no windows, no doors, and no gaps in the walls. The ground cannot be moved or disturbed in any way, because a horrible acidic poison will kill you if you try. The only other thing in the room is a dormouse. How do you escape?

I'm not in there. The man is.

[Dodger]

You big geek : P

! I can't help being brilliant..

Now I'm just hurt! And offended! And hurt.

[Bakster]

Answer the riddle, noobs.

[The_Gu3st]

Wait... wtf? Ults got that right?... Parsley didnt?

No way... that has to be some kind of joke.