Never-Ending Thread- 1000 Posts and Beyond

[haferhole1]

ya

[Dodger]

Nice, well I have another...

(same book guest)

"It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
    And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
    Ends life, kills laughter."

[ultswordsman]

   OK ALL

what is yellow and brown and has a very yellowy center and it has paper and its a type of candy

CMON  PPL FIQURE IT OUt

[Dodger]

Thats not a riddle dude, thats you describing some chocolate bar 

[The_Gu3st]

dark. too easy.

[ultswordsman]

NO ITS NOT CHOCLATE

[Dodger]

dark. too easy.

Correct.  Okay, i got a hard one.

"This thing all things devours,
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers.
Gnaws iron, bites steel,
Grinds hard stones to meal.
Slays kings, ruins towns,
And beats high mountains down..."

[Dodger]

I found the face. Where are my free wins?

[ultswordsman]

its water dodger

[Dodger]

Which one? And no it's not water.

[ultswordsman]

well no 1 can fiqure out my riddle u all aint any good at riddle sovin

[Dodger]

Your's isn't a riddle 

[haferhole1]

its time 

herd that 1 be4

i got a few riddles for ya:

1: I am one with eight to spare, lest I lose my one.
I'm not a number.
What am I?

2: A man was shot to death while in his car. There were no powder marks on his clothing, which indicated that the gunman was outside the car. However, all the windows were up and the doors locked. After a close inspection was made, the only bullet-holes discovered were on the man's body.
How was he murdered?

3: A sharpshooter hung up his hat and put on a blindfold. He then walked 100 yards, turned around, and shot a bullet through his hat. The blindfold was a perfectly good one, completely blocking the man's vision.
How did me manage this feat?

good luck 

[ultswordsman]

 Â                               FINE ill make a real 1

                            water cant touch him
                       
                            no man has seen him alive
             
                             u see him in ur wildest dreams

                              and when u do u cry

[Dodger]

This time my smiley thing is official, first person to tell me correctly gets 5 free wins.  Lol, i hope that isnt against game rules... 5 doesnt seem so bad.

<edit> you must have 150pts or under to qualify.

OMG you fixed it so I can't win! It's really easy!