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[AWS2]

Yes Zak, more posts, higher rating...as for this creation thing...God created the Earth...you can either except it, or run from it.  The choice is yours, but Jesus loves us all.  Sounds a little corny huh, just thought I would throw it in though.  Never forget, Jesus loves all you guys and me too...Thats part of the reason I am a Happy Turtle, because I am loved ...YAY

[Bakster]

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

[The_Gu3st]

LOL 

What if we don't believe in Jesus?

[Slayer_Z]

I am an asshole. no denieing that.
But I dont need anyone to love me becides jesus. so Its ok if you all think that bakster.
of course other peoples theories are still interesting, and I like to learn.
and I dont know how many times I have to tell you A , your not a turtle anymore, the experiment worked. Embrace your newfound shelless form and run from the beaches where you lay your eggs.

[Bakster]

LOL 

What if we don't believe in Jesus?

You think a little thing like that will stop Jesus (who is perfect and never sins) from loving you?

[The_Gu3st]

yes bakster, yes it will.

[SiR gUt]

indeed tis true.....and aws YOU ARE NOT A HAPPY TURTLE!!!!!!!!!

[AWS2]

Jesus has unconditional love Anand...even if you do not believe, he still loves you.

Wait, gut, am I not Happy, not a turtle, or both.

Just wondering?

[SiR gUt]

ur happy, but your not a happy turtle.

[AWS2]

AND WHY NOT?

Just kidding, that was not something a Happy Turtle would say...

[SiR gUt]

Happy turtles are extinct, and so are you.

[Slayer_Z]

happy turtles are extinct, thats cause I took the last one and genetically altered him into a happy Bi-pedal. 
Im a happy genetic engeneer
But I do have a fre frozen happy turtle genes, and for the right price might be willing to bring 1 or 2 ito existance to the highest bidderr. so let the bidding begin at $5000.
hehe love ya bro

[SiR gUt]

if your a happy genetic engineer, why dont you spell it correctly? I will kill the race of the happy turtles, They are now on my hitlist!!!! EVERY HAPPY TURTLE I ENCOUNTER WILL DIE!!!!

[The_Gu3st]

Lets reflect here for one minute:

Jesus loves me.
Aws is a happy turtle.
Slayer is a greedy Happy Genetic Engineer.
Gut wants to kill all turtles.

Now lets think about the rest of the thread:
What is the meaning of life?


3 pages of relavence and then we get this:

well yes blitz some do, only if they cant control it. Me on the other hand can, and I do not work at mcdonalds flipping burgers. I may drink, get high, and laid, but i also hold a steady job. I work at a Mortgage Company and i'm become a Mortgage broker/real estate agent. Also that reminds me, if any of you would like to refinance let me know. I can get your interest rate on your home down to a 5.0, 5.50 % fixed rate.

Conclusions:
something about life... blah blah blah.... and then gut is a greedy drug-adict who works for real estate company and hates turtles. Aws is a happy turtle, who is on gut's hitlist. And slayer is a greedy imposter engineer.

[SiR gUt]

wouldn't really say I am a drug addict...kinda not even close...