Rhyming Story!

[flamingdragon]

There once was a floating shoe, named bazoo, that liked things that were new, and blue, and owned by a crew, of people that eat poo, from on top of ghosts that say boo, whilst sitting on the loo, which is disgusting to, imagine if you are an emu, that knew how to brew, a cosmic beverage that you, made out of goo...

[The_Crusade]

produced in Timbuctoo

[flamingdragon]

There once was a floating shoe, named Bazoo, that liked things that were new, and blue, and owned by a crew, of people that eat poo, from on top of ghosts that say boo, whilst sitting on the loo, which is disgusting to, imagine if you are an emu, that knew how to brew, a cosmic beverage that you, made out of goo, produced in Timbuctoo, by monsters that are made out of dew...

[The_Crusade]

The story isn't pleasant to read with all those commas there...

There once was a floating shoe, named Bazoo, that liked things that were new and blue and owned by a crew of people that eat poo from on top of ghosts that say boo, whilst sitting on the loo, which is disgusting to imagine if you are an emu that knew how to brew a cosmic beverage that you made out of goo, produced in Timbuctoo, by monsters that are made out of dew and glue

[flamingdragon]

There once was a floating shoe, named Bazoo, that liked things that were new and blue and owned by a crew of people that eat poo from on top of ghosts that say boo, whilst sitting on the loo, which is disgusting to imagine if you are an emu that knew how to brew a cosmic beverage that you made out of goo, produced in Timbuctoo, by monsters that are made out of dew and glue, with a side of stew.

[The_Crusade]

There once was a floating shoe, named Bazoo, that liked things that were new and blue and owned by a crew of people that eat poo from on top of ghosts that say boo, whilst sitting on the loo, which is disgusting to imagine if you are an emu that knew how to brew a cosmic beverage that you made out of goo, produced in Timbuctoo, by monsters that are made out of dew and glue, with a side of stew. Anyway, there was also a pool cue

[flamingdragon]

There once was a floating shoe, named Bazoo, that liked things that were new and blue and owned by a crew of people that eat poo from on top of ghosts that say boo, whilst sitting on the loo, which is disgusting to imagine if you are an emu that knew how to brew a cosmic beverage that you made out of goo, produced in Timbuctoo, by monsters that are made out of dew and glue, with a side of stew. Anyway, there was also a pool cue, that didn't work if you were a jew

[The_Crusade]

There once was a floating shoe, named Bazoo, that liked things that were new and blue and owned by a crew of people that eat poo from on top of ghosts that say boo, whilst sitting on the loo, which is disgusting to imagine if you are an emu that knew how to brew a cosmic beverage that you made out of goo, produced in Timbuctoo, by monsters that are made out of dew and glue, with a side of stew. Anyway, there was also a pool cue, that didn't work if you were a jew who worked for a ship crew

[flamingdragon]

ZOMG CREW ALREADY SAID, YOU LOSE!

[The_Crusade]

You are imagining things

[flamingdragon]

Just like your face.

[The_Crusade]

New story...

Flamingdragon's face

[flamingdragon]

Flamingdragon's face made him clearly look like an ace

[The_Crusade]

Flamingdragon's face made him clearly look like an ace, until it was smashed by a mace

[flamingdragon]

Flamingdragon's face made him clearly look like an ace, until it was smashed by a mace, then it looked so godly that if you saw it you would have to brace