Rap Game

[Parsley]

Like the story thread, but you have to rap.

Rules:
1) 2 lines per person
2) New lines must be vaguely related to the previous 2
3) First sentence must rhyme with the one before
4) Second sentence must not rhyme with the first.
5) No racism, sexism, or any other ism, but you can swear.
6) Only rap posts allowed (even if you want to make a comment)

First line.

Welcome everybody to the Duelboard Rap.

[Bakster]

I think this game is really crap
Fo 'shizzle nizzle to tha hizzle 'bizzle Fo' quizzle.

[The_Gu3st]

Fo rizzle mah nizzle?
This thread will die faster than gut's cat (hehe... he's gonna FLIP on this one)