best rap?

[eddie]

i was lookin over some posts and wanted 2 point out several choice raps to find out what u liked the best, and no, this isnt like guts topic, i dont care about the person, its the raps that matter

1ST RAP ON DUELBOARD

The Guest is bored.
You bore The Guest.
The Guest is bored by you.
1 + 1 = 2
You look like poo
or maybe a shoe
Dont mess with me foo
cuz Im way to coo
for you
You're just a big old Loo
ser. and estar. are spanish words dudes.
Alright homes, keep it true.

a simple/shitty rap, but it started it all

THE MIME AND THE THE BOAR

Once upon a time
there was a mime
who couldnt stand the taste of limes
so he went to the store
Hoping to meet dodger like he did before
and then dodger came walking in through the door
hejumped on the chance, hoping to leave sore.
and dodger jacked him in the face all hardcore
Soon everyone was chanting "more more more"
.... even the whore
But then they got all pasionate and got on the floor.   
but then eddie bursted in, screaming, "watch out, wild boar!!!"
The boar made it so they couldnt make sweet love anymore
so the mime got mad, and decided to settle the score!
he broke out and had an all out war!
but the boar has killed so many before
so the mime was mearly a chore
And as the mime went down he made a silent roar
but he got back up and shouted "That was uncalled for!"
Then he realized that fo the first time he spoke.
but then he was slamed right into an oak! (tree)
he couldnt believe it, he thought it was some kinda joke

ah, the 1st real rap, unfinished, so if we want to finish it, id say lets go for it guest!

MY 1ST SOLO RAP

poor little guest
catchin some z's,
only afraid
dodger had some stds.
but you can TRY to sleep
on your garbage heap
but if you make a peep
im tellin ya, leap
off the roof, onto the street,
and dont be descreat
if you live, make sure you repeat
once your gone, they'll just scrape u off the concrete
and leave you at my feet.
ill just say "neat",
grill your raw meat
using some heat
toss ya in the backseat,
take u 2 ur mom 4 some eats
and she says "sweet"
"i was about to eat my feet!"
when you goto respond, just hold delete
just face it: your beat
and just accept your defeat
because this rap is complete.

1st rap from the rap masta: eddie

GUESTS 1ST SOLO RAP

Eddie thinks he's the shit
but he aint got nothin on me, not even a bit
this is gonna take a while so you might as well sit
as I tear you up, hit by hit.
You messed with the wrong guy
I'm gonna make you and your whole family cry
and trust me, that aint a lie.
Just start saying bye
Cuz after this rap your gonna hope to die.
Get ready for the drama
cuz no one will save you now, not ever the dalai lama (lol)
And dont bother go crying to yo momma.
Like you always do
get a clue
no one likes you
Simple as 1 + 1 = 2
Now I made my debut
let see what you can construe
and watch me knock it down with my rap kung fu
This is the end, give up. Thank you.

1st real rap by the_gu3st

GUTS 1ST RAP

your lyrics are whack
couldnt rap better if you were black
ill put a dot on your head just like a Hindu
cuz ur style is so bad it stinks like poo poo
ill run a train on your mom, chugga chugga choo choo
you mentioned the Daile lama
your so unwanted on DuelBoard, go hide in a cave like osama
i could rap 10x better than both of you, on my worst day
both your girls gave me head on each of your birthdays
your lryics are trash might as well throw them in the garbage
i've seen more monks in a monastery do more carnage
your probally the worst MC in your town
go join the circus, your better off rapping to a bunch of clowns
you only weigh 85 lbs, your bones are so brittle
you get drunk off 2 rounds and ill crush you like a skittle
you should of listened to your mom and drank a lot of milk instead of a little
ill end this off with a word of advice
either stop rappin or end your life

im gonna be nice and not exclude any1

INSULT RAP

i thought my rapping was done,
but thats not what guest say
"hey gut, ur gay!"
whats that? a rhyme or an essay?

the game of runescape, that's what I look for,
in the poop section of my local gaming store.
d dagger or ults, oh which one should I pick,
its like choosing which puddle of vomit to lick.
and when i want something that smells like a butt,
i look up G for guest or S for Sir gut.
so many skills guests making a buck at,
does he rap, does he play, he doesn't know what to suck at!
now as for the b*tches, lets give dodger thanks,
for turning silencer and gut into preteen skanks.
you were a virgin, that had to be hard,
you had more bones in your mouth than a st. bernard.

now lets go to addictinggames,
where they won't put our game on even when we plea
the site maker's nuts are in "stratagy and rpg".
but you can see "boneless girl" in all her sluthood
it's like watching porn but the music's not as good.
now over to zz,
and his small pee pee.
i never liked your boots of to an extent, you
ur boots are made for walkin right into a steaming pile of poo
and yet you're too old for blitz to desire,
he's checking out the cast of Lizzie McGuire
soon reg will give parsly a reward,
and play with him, and I don't mean on duelboard!
now im sure hes gonna lock this topic
(hes just sad matlu said his wee wees microscopic)
and o ya, i believe willies a guy.
you know what else? I believe I can fly

hey haferhole, maybe you should be haferhore.
back when you were hafer, I liked you so much more.
yo cdigital, what the hell kinda name is that?
That's about as cool as an Easter Bonnet hat.
And ults says he clean, well you make the call
The guy's higher than haferholes cholesterol,
bakster, are you in here still?
i didnt know spamming the forums was a skill.
matlu knows kung fu? now there's a kidder,
go back up to europe, dodger needs a baby-sitter
now that iv p*ssed off everyone on duelboard,
please u guys, give me a reward
there are 2 things i want to get.
so let me spit them out before i forget
the 1st thing is about this post
and this aplies to everyone, even anima (the ghost)
please u guys dont edit, delete, or lock it.
if i didnt say that, id be gone lickidy split
the next thing is i dont wanna get sued
even if its by a dog with a rude aditude (wanted another rhyme in there)
now this is about all the insults, so im gonna proceed
i only have 2 words for all of you: i keed 

it took me a while 2 write, and guest seemed 2 like it, so ill post it here

Duelboard Past to Present

So many things were said
On the Never Ending Thread
Where Ults typde liek ths, it waz sumthn to dread
Started at zero and began to spread
until parsley locked it, it got torn to shreds
And who can forget Haferhole’s picture flames
Where everyone could blame
While playing a game
Too bad he’s gone now, what a damn shame
And Baxter’s spam attacks were pretty damn lame
Without the never ending thread things just aren’t the same
But other things also brought the forums to fame
Like when dodger became the riddle winner
And every time he pointed out which guest was using a printer
And what about Anima’s DuelBoard Awards
It was great for people who were bored
Even though he was ignored
When he asked people not to spam the boards
And when I pissed him off he began to roar
And spammed the forums better than lord
When Matlu took action order was restored
And also cDigital’s strong hate for Song Flower
They aren’t very nice to each other, feelings are sour
Song still thinks he just needs a cold shower
And gut always posts when you can tell he’s drunk
Trying to sound like a punk
Always talking junk
He’s just bitter that he’s too short to dunk
And that He’s not a hunk.
BladeSabre and Luggage contributed graphics
Luggage’s thread got tons of traffic
And then there was Parsley’s infamous Flaming Poll
When I thought ZZ had an evil soul
But for Matlu that thread didn’t role
And then it was locked, another one stole.
And Dodger still thinks gasoline is called petrol
And what about when Gut restarted the tourneys
That was a whole new journey
When Blitz and ZZ argued we thought we might need an attorney
And now what’s done is done
DuelBoard has been a lot of fun
This isn’t over cause this thread has just begun
This rap was better than hitting a homerun
Eddie’s rap is outdone
Here’s the score: The Guest â€" One
Everyone else: None

probly my favorite 1 of guest raps on here

OBLIGATION

its a mans obligation
to stick his boneration
in a womans seperation.
this sort of penitration
will increase the population
of the younger generation

i just made that 1 up now


VOTE ON!!

[eddie]

o, damnit, i forgot to put the poll. parsley, u mind givin me a hand and adding 1 with the titles on it?

[Bakster]

They all suck. Mine was the best? Why? Because I stole it from Eminem himself!

[eddie]

wow, u didnt wright that urself? it had th word bakster in it though, so u must have wrote it

[Bakster]

Yes, even a genius would have thought I wrote it