The 'What If...' game

[flamingdragon]

What if the rich guy has 546574657457687687 guards surrounding him?

[The_Crusade]

I wouldn't even be able to see the rich guy with that many guards. But even if I could, I would find another rich guy without guards and kill him and take his house.

[goodbye]

what if the koolaid man breaks through your wall and says "OH YEAH" 

[The_Crusade]

Then I would kill him and his children, and use their corpses to replace the hole in the wall.

[flamingdragon]

What if ur house becomes fused with the remains of the kool-aid guy and ur house turns into a giagantunormous moving kool-aid guy?

[The_Crusade]

Then I would leave the house, watch the kool-aid-man-house destroy everything and find a new home.

[flamingdragon]

What if ur broke and can't afford a new home?

[The_Crusade]

I will kill another rich man without guards and take his money/home.

[flamingdragon]

What if u already killed all the rich men and still don't have a house?

[The_Crusade]

I will kill a rich woman and steal her home.

[flamingdragon]

What if the police catch u, lock u up, throw away the key, and leave zero chance of escape from ur jail cell?

[The_Crusade]

Then I will have to rot in jail.

[flamingdragon]

What if u can't rot in jail because there is anti-rot spray in ur cell?

[The_Crusade]

Then I would escape.

[flamingdragon]

What if u couldnlt because of previously mentioned circumstances?