JOKES, everyone post your best ones here.

[Slayer_Z]

Ill start. A man is at a party dancing with a beutiful girl he just met, as he gets more interested in her, he decides to ask her what her name is. "Carmen" she replies with a wink. "Such a beutiful name" the man exclaims, " Did your parents give it to you?"
        "Oh No" she replies, "I gave it to mysself, it describes the two things I love most in life. Cars and men" "Well, thats creative" the man replies
"Its good to meet you Carmen, you can call me beerfuck.

[The_Crusade]

Why do women wear perfume and makeup?










































































































































































Because they're ugly and they stink.

[haferhole1]

havnt we had this thread like 6 times, and they all die before 2 pages?

[The_Crusade]

Haha good joke.

[flamingdragon]

Ok, so a priest and a robot walk into a bar...............

[flamingdragon]

Ok, now someone else finish it. 

[The_Crusade]

...the robot buys the priest 5 drinks, then it kills the priest and rapes his corpse.

[flamingdragon]

Good one.

[The_Crusade]

Thanks.

Flamingdragon walked into a bar.

He said "Ouch!"

LMFAO

[flamingdragon]

Bakster walked into a bar to have a drink with his friends. He then realized he had none and left.

ROFLCOPTERASAURUS!!!!! 

[The_Crusade]

Flamingdragon walked into a bar to have a drink...OF RAT POISON BECAUSE HIS LIFE SUCKS SO MUCH!!

LMFAOROFLCOASTERLOLERCAUSELOLJOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!

[flamingdragon]

lmao, ok thats enough with this.