Destroying Your Modem

[Dodger]

I don't see 'destroying your modem'. Teach me how to do this!

This one's for you bakster 

Destroying Your Modem

As some of you will already have realised, the internet is a large and frightening place, bettered only by the best of us, a minority of us.

Step 1:

For a good way of distinguishing which category you fall under, you may wish to take the following test:

1. Do you have a 'myspace'?                                           [2]
2. Do you use the acronym 'LOL' a lot?                            [2]
    i) In 'real' conversation? [for a bonus mark]                [4]
4. Do you miss the vowels from words when typing?      [2]
3. Do you frequent blogs?                                               [2]
4. Do you own an 'online journal'?                                   [3]

If the answer to any of those questions is yes, then it's safe to say that you are kidding yourself, and that you should just quit now, skip straight to Step 2.
If you are not sure if you qualify, then take the next few questions:

1. Do people often complain about your grammer online?        [3]
2. Do others have trouble understanding your typing?             [3]
3. Do you frequently annoy others over the internet?              [2]
4. Do you use acronyms instead of swearing?                          [2]

If the answer to any of these questions is yes, then move quickly to step 2.
If you are still unsure if you qualify, then play it safe and assume you do > go to step 2.

Marks :

1-3
Not bad, better go to step two before you get worse.

4-8
Hmm...You seem a lost cause, jog on to step two before you can do any real damage

9-14
Odds are you've pissed many people off, you know what you have to do.

15-19
Urgh, you suck. You're wrecking this place with your blogs and bad grammar. Everyone will reccomend you go to step two immediately.

20-25
Get out of here, you're not welcome, not only are you befouling the internet with your scum, but you are also a liar! No-one would get all 25 points!


[Post your answers : Step 2 to Follow]

[ultswordsman]

13

[Blitz]

1. No
2. a. No
    i. Yes (I also pronounce it as a word, like loll (a real word) but I mean lol. Does this give extra points?) {4 pts}
4. No
3. No
4. No
[numbering ]


1. No
2. No
3. No
4. Yes  {2pts}

Total: 6...

[Dodger]

13

Only 13 Ults? 


And I expected better of you Blitz 

[The_Gu3st]

I'm so good. I only got 2 points for "Do you frequently annoy others over the internet"


Unlss yoo cn ctch meh fo sumthen elze.

[SiR gUt]

4 I think...

[Bakster]

I WANNA DESTROY MY MODEM NOW!!

NONE OF THIS QUIZ BULLSHIT!

1. N
2. Y
i) N
4. N
3. Don't know what they are. so N
4. N

1. N
2. N
3. Y
4. Y

6

[SiR gUt]

WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH MY MODEM SUCKS WAAAAHHHHH I WANNA DESTROY IT WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH 

[Dodger]

Hahahahaha 

[eddie]

9, and what does this have 2 do with destroying your modem? or are u gonna post a step 3?

[Dodger]

I'm going to post a step two.

[Dodger]

I just wanted to see if you all qualified for destroying your modem, seems you all do, so I won't be seeing you around anymore 

[The_Gu3st]

Way to post part two, you freaking retard dodger.

[eddie]

I TRUSTED U!

[Dodger]

Stupid assholes.

I will when I have some free time.