Bad-Asses

[Bakster]

I'm so badass I play basketball with the sun.

I'm so badass that I travelled around the world just by running and swimming. I broke the world record by 2 days and 17 hours.

[Bear]

I'm so badass I play basketball with the sun.

I'm so badass that I travelled around the world just by running and swimming. I broke the world record by 2 days and 17 hours.

I'm so badass i warm up by swimmin and runnin laps around the world and i can do it 3 times in 2 days and 17 hours.

I'm so baddass when i do push ups it sends the earth out of its orbit and back in time 10 years

[The_Gu3st]

I'm so badass that while everyone goes back in time, I stay in the present.

Im so bad ass that I can type with my nose.

[Bakster]

I'm so badass I can type, eat and kill someone only with my nose.

I'm so badass that I sunbathe on the sun.

[Bear]

I'm so badass I can type, eat and kill someone only with my nose.

I'm so badass that I sunbathe on the sun.

I'm so badass that I had a nap on the sun this afternoon and i abosored its energy now im the human torch

Im so badass i can swim in the ocean with a gash in my stomach bleeding my guts out and sharks are still afraid to challenge me

[The_Gu3st]

I'm so bad ass that I ate an entire great white shark once. Whole, while it was swimming in the water.

Im so bad ass that I can regrow my body parts.

[Bakster]

I'm so badass I will never need to regrow body parts as they are invincible.

I'm so badass that I eat my own shit.

[The_Gu3st]

I'm so bad ass I don't shit.

I'm so bad ass I can suck my own... toes.

[Bakster]

I'm so badass I have no toes (Don't ask me how that works )

I'm so badass I won the world golf championship using only my mouth.

[Bear]

I'm so badass I have no toes (Don't ask me how that works )

I'm so badass I won the world golf championship using only my mouth.

I'm so badass i can hit the ball in any direction and still own everyone at the championship with miraculous holes in ones

I'm so bad ass at the olympics they just had me medals so i dont show them up in every event

[the_slayer]

im so bad ass that i beat all your high scores so there  slayer medals

im so badass that i dont make up things to make me look cool

[Bear]

im so bad ass that i beat all your high scores so there  slayer medals

im so badass that i dont make up things to make me look cool

i'm so badass i dont need to look cool bcuz your fumbling ways do it for me

i'm so badass when i walk thru a garden i make onions cry

[The_Gu3st]

Im so bad ass I made God cry.

I'm so badass that I can make cooler signatures than you 

[Bakster]

I'm so badass I don't need a signature for people to recognize my badass-ness.

I'm so badass I destroyed an entire army simply by extending my finger and shouting 'BANG!'

[The_Gu3st]

I'm so badass I looked at an army and they turned into waxpaper.

I'm so badass that I eat mulch. Cuz its tasty.