Freestyling Raps

[SiR gUt]

your lyrics are whack
couldnt rap better if you were black
ill put a dot on your head just like a Hindu
cuz ur style is so bad it stinks like poo poo
ill run a train on your mom, chugga chugga choo choo
someone mentioned the Daile lama
bakster your so unwanted on DuelBoard, go hide in a cave like osama
i could rap 10x better than you, on my worst day
your girl gave me head your birthday
your lryics are trash might as well throw them in the garbage
i've seen more monks in a monastery do more carnage
your probally the worst MC in your town
go join the circus, your better off rapping to a bunch of clowns
your only an 85 lbs brit, your bones are so brittle
you get drunk off 2 rounds and ill crush you like a skittle
you should of listened to your mom and drank a lot of milk
it wasn't enough you drank off your moms tit when you were little
ill end this off with a word of advice
either stop rappin or end your life

[SiR gUt]

tried deleting my first one, so i redid it to make it go toward bakster

[The_Gu3st]

Gut can't rap to save his life
Now lemme give you some advice
Go take that knife
and run it across those wrists
if you get the gist
It'll be over quick
you make me sick
suck my lollypop ( )
Rap is past you, go back to hip hop
This is one rap that you just cant top
Go back to McDonalds, and take your mop
Cuz you'll never be as good as me
You're locked in a closet without a key
Probably making out with Eddie
Getting his STD's (That one's for you dodger  )
Charging every guy a penny
You're cheap, useless and gay
From now on, nothings gonna go your way
Whens the last time that you got laid?
On your 12th birthday?
Oh, now whazzup?
Just give up
You've got nothing on this
Go back to yo momma and get your goodnight kiss
I'm gonna make you wish
That you never made that diss
Next time try rapping when your sober
Cuz you just got told, this is over.

And that was my response to both Eddie and Gut. owned.

[The_Gu3st]

tried deleting my first one, so i redid it to make it go toward bakster

Pssh, I dont care. I still responded to your first one. Were you scared of losing  ? 

[eddie]

alright, time to bust out the good stuff! and this time, im not going after just 1 person. im gonna be nice and hit at least most of the active players

Somebody tries too hard

no, i just cant get to sleep and have nothing better to do

another example of my greatness:



i thought my rapping was done,
but thats not what guest say
"hey gut, ur gay!"
whats that? a rhyme or an essay?

the game of runescape, that's what I look for,
in the poop section of my local gaming store.
d dagger or ults, oh which one should I pick,
its like choosing which puddle of vomit to lick.
and when i want something that smells like a butt,
i look up G for guest or S for Sir gut.
so many skills guests making a buck at,
does he rap, does he play, he doesn't know what to suck at!
now as for the b*tches, lets give dodger thanks,
for turning silencer and gut into preteen skanks.
you were a virgin, that had to be hard,
you had more bones in your mouth than a st. bernard.

now lets go to addictinggames,
where they won't put our game on even when we plea
the site maker's nuts are in "stratagy and rpg".
but you can see "boneless girl" in all her sluthood
it's like watching porn but the music's not as good.
now over to zz,
and his small pee pee.
i never liked your boots of to an extent, you
ur boots are made for walkin right into a steaming pile of poo
and yet you're too old for blitz to desire,
he's checking out the cast of Lizzie McGuire
soon reg will give parsly a reward,
and play with him, and I don't mean on duelboard!
now im sure hes gonna lock this topic
(hes just sad matlu said his wee wees microscopic)
and o ya, i believe willies a guy.
you know what else? I believe I can fly

hey haferhole, maybe you should be haferhore.
back when you were hafer, I liked you so much more.
yo cdigital, what the hell kinda name is that?
That's about as cool as an Easter Bonnet hat.
And ults says he clean, well you make the call
The guy's higher than haferholes cholesterol,
bakster, are you in here still?
i didnt know spamming the forums was a skill.
matlu knows kung fu? now there's a kidder,
go back up to europe, dodger needs a baby-sitter
now that iv p*ssed off everyone on duelboard,
please u guys, give me a reward
there are 2 things i want to get.
so let me spit them out before i forget
the 1st thing is about this post
and this aplies to everyone, even anima (the ghost)
please u guys dont edit, delete, or lock it.
if i didnt say that, id be gone lickidy split
the next thing is i dont wanna get sued
even if its by a dog with a rude aditude (wanted another rhyme in there)
now this is about all the insults, so im gonna proceed
i only have 2 words for all of you: i keed 

[The_Gu3st]

Holy shit. Bravo Eddie, that was damn good. I have a rap but its mainly a flame rap just at you...

When I have more time, I'll make a DB rap, but til then, here's yours:

Oh poor, poor Eddie
When are you gonna see
that you've got nothing on me
I havnt heard a better rap than mine on MTV
Its time for you to leave
You and your STDs (Once again, thats for you dodger)
You think you can top me? Pahleez.
I can make better rhymes while catching my Z's
When you gonna give up eddie, geez.
Enough is enough
no more fluff
you're gonna get stuffed
My rap's hotter than Hilary Duff
This rap is buff
yours was weak
and its about to get beat
You can't accomplish this feat
I can make better raps using 1337
T1m3 f0r y0u t0 t4k3 a s43t
Don't mess with me or its gonna cost
This is over. You lost.

[eddie]

thanks man, and i think iv flamed you enough for now, im gonna rap about something else now.  i want a challenge, so gimme a topic/person

[Bakster]

Rap about how much rap sucks.

[eddie]

rap sure doesnt suck,
so y dont u go f**k a duck

[/horible rap]

[The_Gu3st]

thanks man, and i think iv flamed you enough for now, im gonna rap about something else now.  i want a challenge, so gimme a topic/person

Sounds good, but you would've lost anyways. I copied your idea and made my own duelboard rap.

DuelBoard Past to Present:

So many things were said
On the Never Ending Thread
Where Ults typde liek ths, it waz sumthn to dread
Started at zero and began to spread
until parsley locked it, it got torn to shreds
And who can forget Haferhole’s picture flames
Where everyone could blame
While playing a game
Too bad he’s gone now, what a damn shame
And Baxter’s spam attacks were pretty damn lame
Without the never ending thread things just aren’t the same
But other things also brought the forums to fame
Like when dodger became the riddle winner
And every time he pointed out which guest was using a printer
And what about Anima’s DuelBoard Awards
It was great for people who were bored
Even though he was ignored
When he asked people not to spam the boards
And when I pissed him off he began to roar
And spammed the forums better than lord
When Matlu took action order was restored
And also cDigital’s strong hate for Song Flower
They aren’t very nice to each other, feelings are sour
Song still thinks he just needs a cold shower
And gut always posts when you can tell he’s drunk
Trying to sound like a punk
Always talking junk
He’s just bitter that he’s too short to dunk
And that He’s not a hunk.
BladeSabre and Luggage contributed graphics
Luggage’s thread got tons of traffic
And then there was Parsley’s infamous Flaming Poll
When I thought ZZ had an evil soul
But for Matlu that thread didn’t role
And then it was locked, another one stole.
And Dodger still thinks gasoline is called petrol
And what about when Gut restarted the tourneys
That was a whole new journey
When Blitz and ZZ argued we thought we might need an attorney
And now what’s done is done
DuelBoard has been a lot of fun
This isn’t over cause this thread has just begun
This rap was better than hitting a homerun
Eddie’s rap is outdone
Here’s the score: The Guest â€" One
Everyone else: None

Game over for you guys.

And yes, this rap took a while... ~30 Minutes.

[SiR gUt]

sounds more like a story and thats not even a rap buddy

[The_Gu3st]

If enough people want it, I can add a poll to this thread to let people choose whose rap was best and I'll reset it everytime a new rap is posted.

You guys want it?

[eddie]

sure man, and good rap, i want 2 rap back, but i should get back 2 bed, i feel as bad as ults looks, and i think i saw animas face in my puke.

[Dodger]

Congrats Guest, that was awesome  And it is called petrol 

[Bakster]

Let's call them 'poems' instead of raps. Because rap sucks.