Freestyling Raps

[The_Gu3st]

Well, its pretty simple. If you're bored, freestyle a random/stupid rap on here. Or if you're bored with someone else, do a 1 line to 1 line rap, or even "rap battle" It should be fun.

Me and eddie are gonna start it off:

Topic: Duelboard Players
Rhyme Pattern:
A
A
B
B
C
C
Etc.

Alright, here goes:

I aint ever seen anybody that ugly before

[eddie]

until i looked at that f**kin haferhore

[The_Gu3st]

But I guess its nothing compared to people like Gut

[eddie]

Gut knows whats what as much as a monkey nut

[The_Gu3st]

And then you got those people who are flamingly gay

[eddie]

which is nothing like that great guy eddie

[The_Gu3st]

(lmao)

And you cant forget you homophobes

[The_Gu3st]

Friggin A eddie, you messed it up. RAWR!!!

Now I challenege you to a 1 vs 1 line rap battle! Muahaha!

[eddie]

alright guest ur on bitch

[The_Gu3st]

One word eddie: cleanness

[eddie]

well, id rather br dirty then not have a penis

[The_Gu3st]

(Damn it, this one line rap is hard...I wanted to use penis, but it would be 2 lines. Grrr....)

Oh really cuz thats not what dodger was telling me today.

[eddie]

hes just tryin 2 make u feel good after that thing with ur mom yesterday

(and lets just go back to how we did it 1st rap, itll be easier)

[The_Gu3st]

pssh, Im tired. Gonna go to sleep. Maybe tomorrow you meany. 

[eddie]

poor little guest
catchin some z's,
only afraid
dodger had some stds.
but you can TRY to sleep
on your garbage heap
but if you make a peep
im tellin ya, leap
off the roof, onto the street,
and dont be descreat
if you live, make sure you repeat
once your gone, they'll just scrape u off the concrete
and leave you at my feet.
ill just say "neat",
grill your raw meat
using some heat
toss ya in the backseat,
take u 2 ur mom 4 some eats
and she says "sweet"
"i was about to eat my feet!"
when you goto respond, just hold delete
just face it: your beat
and just accept your defeat
because this rap is complete.