recipes

[ultswordsman]

i fiqured since the forum is dieing we cud do a new thread so now its recipes post 1 of ur favorie recipes here

tuna sandwhich

1 can tuna

2 sticks celery

1 onion

mayonaise

chope the tuna and onion up and put it in a bowl with mayonaise and tuna stir it up add pepper then put it on bread wala

[matlu]

I'll add one

Bread with butter

You need:
1. a slice of bread
2. butter
3. knife

How to do it:
Spread butter on the bread slice with knife.

Enjoy

[ultswordsman]

what can i make from vinegar tape baking soda  wine matches lighters paper towel rolls and a bicycle?

[Bakster]

*cackles*

You must obtain:

2 wings of a short-eared bat
The blood of a monkey with bird flu
The tongue of a new-born gecko
A skin cell from a scorpion
The eyeball of a mountain cougar
A pound of horse manure
Half a litre of saltwater from the arctic ocean
The shedded skin of a King Cobra

If you put all these ingredients into a bucket, mix and squish it together, and throw it over someones head, it will be very embarassing and sickening for them. Other then that, it does NOTHING

[Bakster]

what can i make from vinegar tape baking soda  wine matches lighters paper towel rolls and a bicycle?

You can make a baking soda flavoured bicycle with vinegar for extra taste, and you can make it look good by lighting the toilet paper on fire before you ride it!

[eddie]

what can i make from vinegar tape baking soda wine matches lighters paper towel rolls and a bicycle?

well, depends on how high the proof is on the wine, if its high:

open it, put a paper towel (as long as theres still some on the rolls) into the wine, partly sticking out, and ride your bike to someones house you dont like, light the paper towel on fire, throw it at there car, then ride home and make a paper towel roll volcano out of the baking soda/vinegar to celebrate.  then tape your mouth shut so no one needs to hear you speak again

[eddie]

  matlu deleted my post

[The_Gu3st]

Cereal

1 box of cereal, your favorite type.
milk
a laddar
Ceiling fan
Rope

Take box of cereal and milk.
Try to put them together somehow... It doesnt work.
Climb laddar. Bring rope with you.
Tie rope to fan and make a noose on other end.
Insert head in noose.
Tighten.
Jump from laddar.
Wait.
Die.

[Bakster]

Ingredients:

The_Guest
Petrol
Matchbox complete with 50 matches.

You know what to do. DO IT! NOW!

[matlu]

matlu deleted my post

You stated that I can delete it, if I must. I think I simply had to.

[Dodger]

You stated that I can delete it, if I must. I think I simply had to.

Ooo! What did it say? What did it say?

[matlu]

Ooo! What did it say? What did it say?

ehm, the title was something like: How to make Dodger curious in 3 easy steps.

[Dodger]

Oh hahah...When did Matlu get a sense of humour? 

[Bakster]

He wrote a recipe on 'how to make a terrorist'.

[eddie]

i did not u liar!  and ur right i did say that.  although did u like my disclamer? i spent a while on that one