wish corupter

[Bakster]

Granted, the waffle triggers a deadly disease that will kill in 10 years. By that time, scientists have discovered resurrection, and since you wanted to die so badly, they tested it on you, and you are alive, but only the left half of your body is operational.

I wish that I could sleep forever without the possibility of being awoken until I die.

[Dodger]

Granted, but while you are sleeping, you live a dream which is identical to what your life would have been if you were awake, rendering your sleepness entirely pointless.

I wish I was 6" taller.

[SiR gUt]

your wish is granted but after a day of being 6 inches taller, you turn into a circus midget and your life sucks terribly forever and you never get any females, only the circus animals and the rhino that killed anima

I wish i was an Nhl hockey goalie and never let up any goals

[ultswordsman]

granted u never let any goals get past you but ur balls are chopped off by a hockey puck

i wish i was alive in hurt and heal

[eddie]

granted, but its in another forum.

i wish i knew japanese

[ultswordsman]

granted but right after a person yells look a japenese son of a bitch and kills u


i wish for a riddle

[eddie]

granted, but it is 1000 times harder then any other riddle you have tried ever.

If you use a certain formula on 13, you end up with 7.

Under the same formula, 2352 becomes 16, 246 becomes 14, 700 turns into 16, and 1030 becomes 14.

What would 9304 become?



i wish i had some cash so i could see the new underworld movie



edit: btw, anyone who solves it gets 10 points in riddle thread. unless i think you search for it, then you get score taken away

[ultswordsman]

and lol u only can get up to a 2 point riddle so yea..

[Bakster]

Granted, but a loose tiger escaped from the zoo enters the cinema, and eats you.

I wish for eternal world peace.

[haferhole1]

umm, u already wished for that

I wish for World Peace

granted, a horrific plague sweeps the world killing all living things. finally the world is at peace.

i wish people wouldnt repost wishes

If you use a certain formula on 13, you end up with 7.

Under the same formula, 2352 becomes 16, 246 becomes 14, 700 turns into 16, and 1030 becomes 14.

What would 9304 become?

edit: btw, anyone who solves it gets 10 points in riddle thread. unless i think you search for it, then you get score taken away

and about this thing, i think ill allow it, theres only 5 or 6 posts left in riddles.  im gonna keeep it goin till we reach 1000, then there all back to 1 or 2 points per riddle

good luck

[Bakster]

Granted, but nobody participates in this thread anymore.

I wish for world war

[ultswordsman]

granted  a world war between ants and bees begins in ur house killing you


i wish i was smarter

[Bakster]

Granted, you now know the solution to 1+1...and not much else.

I wish for a world war between humans on the planet Earth.

[ultswordsman]

granted but it happens in a diffrent dimesnion i wish bakster was sucked into a black hole

[Bakster]

Granted, but it also sucks you up.

I wish for a world war between humans on the planet Earth in the same dimension as we live in today.