wish corupter

[Bakster]

Granted, but someone else wishes that people would post in this thread all the time, cancelling your wish.

I wish that wishes never existed.

[haferhole1]

granted, but since wishes never existed, you never made this wish, making wishes exist again, and you make your no wishes wish, turning the timeline into a never ending loop

i wish i had 1 grape flavored pixi stick, sealed from the factory, and if i get injured in anyway eating it, me (or my familly/friends if it kills me. and even it it explodes, i have a friend who on other side of country, and grandparents in china) sues the company, and gets the company and control of all things flavored sugar

[Bakster]

You eat the stick and die by poison. Your family controls all things sugar, however, due to climate change, humans evolve rapidly, and due to these new adaptations, sugar slowly kills humans in a painful manner when consumed, thus rendering it banned.

I wish that there was no global warming, and no natural disasters, and no other climate changes appear that will destroy the world.

[eddie]

granted, but suddenly all the world leaders go mad and launch every nuke they have randomly throughout the world, eventually destroying it

i wish everything and everyone on earth, in the sky, on every other planet, in space, and in every type of demention or time frame was destroyed

i think i covered everything

[father_ted]

granted,But you get mugged by a gang for making such a stupid wish, one guy kicks you in the crotch 69 times while, the other shits in your mouth and the rest take pictures and post them on the internet.

i wish i was more popular.

[eddie]

granted,But you get mugged by a gang for making such a stupid wish, one guy kicks you in the crotch 69 times while, the other shits in your mouth and the rest take pictures and post them on the internet.

how? my wish killed them. that was kinda the whole purpuse of it.  anyways...

granted, you are now loved by all male dogs, if you know what i mean

i wish i could go back and forword in time at will

[haferhole1]

granted, but you crush one mesquito that would have changed the world by biting the president and giving him time to change his mind about destroying the world. you go into the future to see what you have done and die because the earth isnt there, hence no oxygen

i wish i was a ghost, and couldnt be hurt by anything, and still had the typical ghost powers: flying, invisible when i want to be, walk through walls, the works

[Bakster]

Granted, but you slowly become lonely and depressed, and since ghosts will not be able to make wishes, you are stuck in ghost form forever!

I wish everything and everyone on earth, in the sky, on every other planet, in space, and in every type of demention or time frame was destroyed.

Now corrupt this wish properly!

[zzboots]

granted, everything is destroyed.  But God got lonely again so this time he created a bakster-free universe better than before.


I wish there was no Nickle in the world.

[haferhole1]

granted, but another substance with almost the same propotys is descovered: Mickle
they use that for everything nickle was used for until it was wished away.

i wish the next post in this topic said

granted, with no corruptions.

i wish i was as cool as haferhole1.

[zzboots]

granted, with no corruptions, save everything.

i wish i was as cool as haferhole1 used to be before the sex change.

[Bakster]

Granted, but times have changed, and you are no longer regarded cool in society, instead you are a kill target by evil demonic gangs.

I wish for a new car.

[Slayer_Z]

Granted. you are the proud owner of a brand new tyco RC econo-car.
But you dont have any batteries.

I wish I could controle other peoples thoughts and emotions

[haferhole1]

granted, but they can control yours too, and make you lock yourself in a roo, away from socioty with no minds to control, and eventually die of thirst

i wish i was playing frogger right now (and not the shitty new ones, the old school version)

[cDigital]

.. the old frogger cannot be corrupted..  nor can Combat, Virtue Fighter II or Mortal Kombat the first edition.

I wish bakster would stop wearing womens clothing and play me in Chess