wish corupter

[eddie]

i wish people would start remembering to make a wish

[Bakster]

Granted, but you die again (lol)

I wish that after you first say the word 'granted' in your reply, no text, letters or characters will follow that word.

[father_ted]

granted,But you get mugged by a gang for making such a stupid wish, one guy kicks you in the crotch 69 times while, the other shits in your mouth and the rest take pictures and post them on the internet.

i wish i was dead.

[eddie]

granted, but as soon as you die scientists come up with a way to revive humans.  and since your the one wish the death wish, they decide to be mean and revive you.

i wish there were more smilies to choose from than these:

[zzboots]

granted. you now have :\   -.-   O.O and my personal favorite '//===   - :\

I wish matlu would post a reply.

[ultswordsman]

granted matlu posts 1 but its quickly erased  i wish i owned  the world

[Blitz]

I wish for my blitzy back.  :'( 

Then come get me, tiger.

i wish i owned the world

Granted, but then a Revolutionary Army comes and quickly assassinates you, with me as your replacement.


I wish I was "the next great American hero"!

[Bakster]

Granted, but because of your heroism, some terrorists bomb you, and you die.

I wish that Futurama would start airing new episodes again (curse you, Fox.. )

[eddie]

granted, but they now only play the old episodes over and over, day after day, year after year, no commercials or other programs included

i wish it was legal for me, and only me, to rob houses/banks

[Bakster]

Granted, but the Government makes your existence illegal in order to stop these robberies, and so you spend the rest of your life in jail.

I wish for one billion pounds, that are not counterfeit, but real English pounds, transferred straight to my bank account where withdrawal of money is possible and legal at any time and that they can be converted into any other currency should the monetary unit of England change, and that I am able to spend this money as freely as possible within the constraints of the current law with no other laws added.

[ultswordsman]

granted but som1 steals ur pin number and robs ur account dry   i wish i had a new wish

[zzboots]

granted you have a new wish and you will corrupt it yourself because you will ask for something stupid.



I wish the_guest remains in china

[ultswordsman]

granted but he suddenly farts on a lit match and blows himself back here


i wish for a  penny

[Bakster]

Granted, but a tiny bomb in tucked away in the penny, it explodes and you die.

I wish that I could think of a wish that could never be corrupted.

[Blitz]

granted, but you are killed in a horrible blender accident before you can make that wish.

i wish that no one will post in this thread again