wish corupter

flamingdragon · May 15, 2007, 03:31:41 AM

Since u are not able to touch the sky, u can't touch anything and u fall through the crust of the Earth and gravity makes u stuck in the center of the Earth.

I wish I was pure eviler than I already am.

The_Crusade · May 15, 2007, 08:24:36 AM

Catholics hunt you down and burn you.

I wish I could see the third Matrix movie.

flamingdragon · May 15, 2007, 04:44:25 PM

Why can't u?

The_Crusade · May 15, 2007, 05:30:11 PM

*evil stare*

I wish I could see the third Matrix movie now.

flamingdragon · May 16, 2007, 03:19:13 AM

Mwuhahaha, u see the third matrix movie, but while watching it ur tv explodes and burns ur house down.

I wish I could see a fourth matrix movie.

The_Crusade · May 16, 2007, 08:42:54 AM

You do, but it lasts for 28 hours and it sucks ass so you have wasted over a day.

I wish that people liked me.

flamingdragon · May 18, 2007, 12:55:17 AM

They do, but then because of ur popularity you become the ruler of the world, then discover a way to not die from age, however u die when the sun goes supernova.

flamingdragon · May 18, 2007, 12:55:45 AM

I wish I owned the world's largest pizza.

The_Crusade · May 18, 2007, 05:42:53 PM

You didn't foil my wish. I've always wanted to rule the world. And the Sun thing will kill everyone so my death doesn't matter.

YOU LOSE. I WIN. GGNOREKTHX

haferhole1 · May 19, 2007, 03:35:23 PM

Quote from: The_Crusade on May 16, 2007, 08:42:54 AM
You do, but it lasts for 28 hours and it sucks ass so you have wasted over a day.

I wish that people liked me.

granted, but the only people that like you are gay cowboy serial rapists. and they really like you.

i wish i knew why my ice cubes i once had are gone

The_Crusade · May 20, 2007, 01:52:51 PM

You find out the reason why, and that reason is so sick and twisted that not only can it not be displayed in these forums, it also causes you to go permanently insane and you get locked up in a mental home for the rest of your life. Which is 8 hours as you kill yourself with a spoon.

I wish that I had a genie.

flamingdragon · May 22, 2007, 04:47:58 AM

Granted, but the genie is evil and traps you in the abyss for all eternity.

I wish I could walk 100 miles.

The_Crusade · May 22, 2007, 03:14:24 PM

On the last step of your 100 mile walk, you trip and fall down a large cliff to your very painful death.

I wish I was the moon.

flamingdragon · May 24, 2007, 07:15:06 AM

It turns out ur made out of cheese, and get eaten by space rats.

I wish I was the sun!

The_Crusade · May 24, 2007, 12:22:19 PM

It turns out you're made out of grilled cheese, and get eaten by space rats.

I wish I was Jupiter.