wish corupter

[Bakster]

granted, but then u get turned into paper and lose ur cow transforming abilitys

i wish guest was made of hamster testicals

Granted, but so are you.

I wish for a blank sheet of A4 paper.

[Coke_Can]

Granted but you need $100 dollars to get it from me

I wish i had a coke

[Bakster]

Granted but you need $100 dollars to get it from me

I wish I was less lazy.

[MetalGear822]

    
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[flamingdragon]

I wish I was less lazy.

You work yourself to death.

I wish I was God.

[The_Crusade]

You God yourself to death.

I wish I was yo momma.

[flamingdragon]

You yo momma urself to death.

I wish I was a mad gangsta rappa.

[The_Crusade]

You get shot in the street for being a gangsta.

I wish I was Superman.

[flamingdragon]

You get killed by Lex Luthor with some kryptonite for being a superman.

I wish I was the flash.

[The_Crusade]

You flash yourself to death.

I wish I was Batfink.

[flamingdragon]

You Batfink urself to death.

I wish I was 476576874 feet tall.

[haferhole1]

you die, no air in space

i wish i was yellow

[The_Crusade]

You get killed in a racist attack.

I wish I was invisible.

[flamingdragon]

No one ever notices u, so ur life goes on just as it was before.

I wish I could touch the sky.

[The_Crusade]

The sky poisons you somehow and you die a slow, painful death.

I wish I couldn't touch the sky.