wish corupter

[Dodger]

Granted, war ensues for many Milena, death after death, until a resurrected Einstein develops a cloning machine, creating far more fighters for the war. In short their are murders, stealing, adultery, and all of God's commandments were defiled. So he decided that enough was a enough, assumed corporal form, descended to Earth, and found men worshipping an statue of Satan. Upon this God flew into a frenzy, burnt everyone to a crisp, and destroyed the Earth. When he had calmed down, he decided to create a new world, leaving out one flaw, YOU BAKSTER because you made such a god damn stupid wish!!!

(there Eddie, you got your long imaginative answers  )

I wish that hadn't taken so long to write.

[ultswordsman]

granted it took u only 10 minutes IN DOG YEARS (that means 90 minutes) i wish i knew everything

[The_Gu3st]

Granted, you figure out everything and begin to type properly, shocking everyone on duelboard into not believing its you, ever. So knowing everything gave you no fame or fortune for who you really are.

I wish that I could suck on my big toe while doing a cartwheel.

[ultswordsman]

you get that ability to after u have surgery to take  ur balls and dick off and they chop ur big  jow off so its like a binky for u now

i wish for a simple riddle that got me 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
points

[haferhole1]

you get that ability to after u have surgery to take ur balls and dick off and they chop ur big jow off so its like a binky for u now

i wish for a simple riddle that got me
-100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
points

granted... (waits for ults to catch how i courupted it)

i wish dodger would post a good riddle in the riddle thread

[Bakster]

Granted, but it is so difficult that nobody can ever solve it. And it can't be found on the Internet. Or in a book. In fact, only Dodger has the solution. However, he is run over by a bus whilst sucking on a lollipop. So you never know the solution, and you turn mentally insane.

I wish that this forum never existed.

[ultswordsman]

omg som1 took my signature away nooooooo

[Dodger]

Granted, but everyone wanted to hear what I would wish for so haferhole went back in time to before it was unexisted and existed it again..

I wish someone would get rid of haferholes sig as well.

[Bakster]

Granted, but he makes an even worse one.

I wish for a sharp, metal knife.

[eddie]

granted, but its in your dogs head.

i wish more people would post here, this games cool

[Dodger]

Granted, more people would post here, if there wasn't a stupid post by ults that totally screwed up the layout of the entire page because of too many stupid zero's.

I wish someone would delete that post so I could play this game again.

[Bakster]

This game is old now, and if it goes onto the next page I will fuck it up ults style

[SiR gUt]

WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS GAME IS TOOOO LONG WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[SiR gUt]

OLD**

[Bakster]

Lmao...Idiot.