wish corupter

[ultswordsman]

granted u know what to wish for and just b4 u can ur assasinated i wish i had a piece of gum

[haferhole1]

granted, but it was one of those trick gum packs, and a spring hit your finger! haha!

i wish everyone in the  sabre clan was dead, with no side effects, possitive or negitive

[ultswordsman]

granted but  right b4 they are bombed to death all the bombs become duds  i wish that i had a  tricked out mustang like silencers with no side effects or anything  bad happen to it or me

[haferhole1]

granted, but gas prices reach a new high: $10134.43 per gallon.  you end up having to sell the car if you want to pay for the gas

i wish i could breath fire, and that this wish was courupted creatively, not like, " you burn someone and goto jail" or "you die"

[Bakster]

Granted, but you burn someone and go to jail, then you slowly melt the jail walls, escape, and get struck down by gunners

I wish that all wishes are impossible to corrupt.

[eddie]

granated, they are now impossible to grant

i wise i had a blue lobster, and he was my friend and we ran the streets, killing inocent people, and everyone, including god, and nature was fine with it, because hes blue and cool

[Bakster]

Granted, but the lobster eventually turns on you and kills you viciously.

I wish that all wishes are impossible to corrupt, and still possible to grant.

[ultswordsman]

granted but b4 u say u wish satin whacks u with his balls and u get crushed under them

i wish for a  steel bar that has nothing wrong with it

[eddie]

granted, it is fine for 20 secons, then it explodes, killing everyone

i wish this wish would be granted, and then corrupted

[Bakster]

Granted, the wish explodes, killing everyone except you, and you live to regret making that wish.

I wish ults would corrupt wishes properly.

[ultswordsman]

granted ults grants them properly for 2 secounds and then he makes  bad corroptions and beats bakster to a pulp

[eddie]

damn u! i was gonna post   
and since you didnt wish, ill do it

i wish people would make elaborite, creative stories that no one has said before to corrupt wishes from now on

example:

I wish to be beaten into a bloody pulp.

granted, you are now a bleading piece of pulp in orange juice and then get drank by a fat kid in germany and after a while, end up in the sewer system, where you get washed up in hollywood, only to end up staring in a movie: Pulp: the bleeding tail.  the movie ends up being a desaster, and your carrier is over.  now go cry in the corner

[ultswordsman]

granted but right after that pluto flys into u and kills u then lfys back into space ramming into the sun burning u to a crisp b4 u saw a proper granted thingy

i wish for a grass seed

[Bakster]

Granted, and you plant it. However, the seed mutates in growth and becomes a giant man-eating plant that eats you.

I wish that all wishes are impossible to corrupt, and still possible to grant

[eddie]

ganted, but u get a tumer in your throught as a result or eating too many yams.  the tumer blocks just enough of your voice box to make it imposible to say, "i wish"

i wish i had a waffle with something teribly wrong with it that may kill me or the people i love