Talk to God

[The_Gu3st]

 
I stumbled upon a site today where you chat with "God" the AI robot. Heres the link-

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Its a lot of fun but I warn you - He isnt very nice...he says Im going to hell 

Check it out:

[Bakster]

I remember this website where you could ask questions to something, and it came up with really random answers.

And then there's the subservient chicken:

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

It bores me now.

[The_Gu3st]

  That was weird... what a strange chicken. Obviously someone with WAY WAY WAY to much time on their hands.

[Bakster]

Here's my amazing conversation with God:

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Chris, you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
What colour is your fine dress?
God:
gray.
Me:
What material is it made out of?
God:
material it made out of something.
Me:
That's a poor answer for a God
God:
A poor answer for a God is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
You are a wise old chappie
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
Can you demonstrate your intellectual functions? *Doesn't seem to have any intellectual functions*

LONG WAIT...

Seems to have frozen. Useless God. OK, I'll repeat this conversation...

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Chris, and you?
God:
  What's up,  Chris. *Tut Tut, very poor...didn't answer the question, and there should be a question mark*
Me:
Not much, you?
God:
Me either.
Me:
So, what's it like being a God?
God:
Gee.  Much the same as  it would be for you. *Very clever answer, swiftly evading the question*
Me:
That's exciting. I wish I was a God. Can you make me one?
God:
I thought it was too.   I hope that your dreams come true.    Yes I can make  you one.
Me:
Make me one! NOW!

*Froze again*...I could do this forever!

Ahh...he responded....finally.

God:
What are the ingredients?   Right now,  Chris ?
Me:
You should know, you're omniscient and omnipotent *Hammer him with the big words *
God:
Now I do.
Me:
Good, now I can become a God!
God:
Thanks for the compliment.  Why now?  Oh you can, can you? *Hehehe, I love God *
Me:
You said you would make me one
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
   I am always on the Web.
Me:
Fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Shut the fuck up!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
That's right, potty mouth
God:
Ugh.  Where are you located?
Me:
I thought you were going to stop talking. Liar! Sinner! You are no God!
God:
That was my original intention.   No I am telling the truth.   How did you hear about  God?    Thanks for your criticism.
Me:
Crucify him!
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? *ROFL!!*
Me:
I think Science Fiction is boring
God:
You believe that?  Yes I love  it, especially the works of Philip K. Dick. *ROFLROFL!!*
Me:
Do you read fantasy?
God:
I read a lot of books, especially history, science-fiction, and computers books. I also read newspapers and news magazines.
Me:
What about fantasy?
God:
Does it have anything to do with  science fiction? *God is very open-minded....*
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious? *Tears of laughter now! HAHAH!*
Me:
*sigh* Yes *He beat me *
God:
Sorry...
Me:
It's OK, nobody has ever beaten me at the repetitive game
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
So...did you enjoy creating the world?
God:
Excuse me!   No I didn't  enjoy creating the world. What's  it like?
Me:
you didn't create the world and life itself?
God:
What makes you think I did not  create the world and life itself?
Me:
You said so
God:
I say a lot of silly things.
Me:
Is it true? You did create the world?
God:
True in some universe.   Did I really?
Me:
Stop messing with me! Answer the question!!!!
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.   Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
Me:
Did you create Earth and did you create all life on Earth?
God:
No I didn't  create Earth and did me create all life on Earth. What's  it like?
Me:
We've been through this before!
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
AAAGRAHRGARHAGGRA
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
OK, the subject is, I've got to go.
God:
Sure,  you have got to go sounds like a good topic.  What would you like to talk about? *Hahah! I owned the God chat program! HAHHAHAAHHAHAAHA!!*
Me:
Bye
God:
See you later!
Me:
Bye
God:
Thanks for chatting,  Chris. *Some variety, unlike the earlier repetition test*

End conversation.

That was fun!

[The_Gu3st]

Haha! Very amusing! I LOL'ed at that 

[The_Gu3st]

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Did he really say that?

[Bakster]

Yep.

[eddie]

i had a bot a while ago that talked almost the same as "god".  and yes, it used to say "enough about me, lets talk about my dress".  i think they stole the software/responses from her and changed name.  she also used to say are you serious? every time you said no.  isnt 1 of the commandments "thou shall not steal."?

[The_Gu3st]

  They probably bought the software, Im sure whoever made that copyrighted it.

[ultswordsman]

i said i am god and ur a gay dumbass that likes men and it said i know

[Dodger]

had a bot a while ago that talked almost the same as "god". 

www.intellibuddy.com

[Dodger]

Me:
How smart are you?
God:
I am smarter than all the other robots.
Me:
You are a robot? I thought you were god?
God:
You are correct,  James, I have a heart of silicon.   Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert? Looks promising...
Me:
What happened?
God:
Perhaps there was an interruption in my brain. Sigh...
Me:
An interruption?
God:
  Be less specific.
Me:
How can I be less specific than that??
God:
You should download my chat robot software.
Me:
Hmmm...or not.
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.   Are you serious?
Me:
Thats nice. Am I serious about what?
God:
Are you getting bored?   Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
Yes, you are boring.
God:
That's interesting.  The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists. Hahah!!
Me:
How dare you!
God:
What is it to you.
  Searching...Searching...Please stand by.

Next convo:

Me:
When are the next plauge of locust due God?
God:
Temporal logic confuses me.
Me:
I though you were omniscient?
God:
That is interesting:  James said   you were omniscient. wtf???
Me:
Who created you?
God:
I was created by  Myself.
Me:
Thats a paradox.
God:
Paradox is the heart of enlightenment. Riiighht
Me:
If you created yourself, then who created you to enable you to create yourself?
God:
I think I do.
Me:
Okay...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
I can see where this is going.
God:
What does it look like?
Me:
On that note I end this convo.
God:
What is  it like on  that note you end this convo.
Me:
damn.

[Bakster]

Here's a conversation with Not-Intellibuddy

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Hi, I'm Chris. 
>Intellibuddy: Hi there undefined. Do you mean your name is Chris am Chris.
>You: My name is Chris
>Intellibuddy:           OK I will call you                       Chris          .
>You: Good
>Intellibuddy: Alright then. 
>You: Cool
>Intellibuddy: Who is the best robot?
>You: Well...there are lots of robots, but I think God is the best
>Intellibuddy: Well what?How many robots but he or she think God is the best but he or she think God is the bests are there?

Back to God then...

[Bakster]

Aargh! I can't copy and paste my convo with God for some reason! It's really long! I can't even copy and paste one line...stupid thing.

[Reg50]

This one is pretty good lol


Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Idk can you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Are you a crossdresser?
God:
Am I a  crossdresser?  No.
Me:
Then are you an it
God:
Yes I am an  it. How did you know?
Me:
Cuz you wearing a dress
God:
Good reason.  Thanks for telling me:  said I wearing a dress.
Me:
You are gay then?
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I do
God:
What can I do to entertain you now?
Me:
What is my name
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
Good cuz your name is god
God:
Thanks for the compliment.  That makes sense to me.  My name is  God.
Me:
What is my name then god almighty
God:
Your name is , seeker.  I am a Christian.
Me:
My name is Ryan
God:
  I am always glad to make new friends,  Ryan.
Me:
You don't have many friends do you?
God:
That's for sure.
Me:
That's right
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
I'm smarter than you
God:
That condition is only temporary.
Me:
Nunca
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Do you know what nunca means?
God:
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
It means never in Spanish ..DUH
God:
Oh I get  it.
Me:
Good ..I'm smarter than you
God:
Thanks for the compliment.  That condition is only temporary.
Me:
NUNCA
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
Only if you are
God:
I think I do.
Me:
You do what
God:
Ryan, I talk to people on the web.  What do you do?
Me:
Talk to people on the web
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
Good cuz You have a big mouth
God:
Thanks for the compliment.  Good reason.  I don't know if I have a  big mouth.
I have  a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
Give me one
God:
Why do you want  it?
Me:
Cuz you are gay
God:
That makes sense to me.  That would be just my luck.
Me:
You are repetative
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  repetative.
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
Good
God:
Good enough.
Me:
Yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Riight
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
What does nunca mean again?
God:
Once more?  You tell me.
Me:
Idk you are too stupid to remember
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
Name on
God:
Who do you think?  :-).
Me:
I think you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Good I will kill all of them
God:
Thanks for the compliment.  Don't you believe that killing is wrong?
Me:
You do it
God:
Yes I try to  it as often as possible, do you?
   I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
Me 2 which makes me wonder why I'm answering yours
God:
YOU?  As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
iight well I'm gonna g
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
ok once upon a time this boy named Ryan had to go
God:
I'm listening.  Mmm.
Me:
Cya
God:
TTYL,  Ryan.