Talk to God

[eddie]

www.intellibuddy.com

no, it was on aim.  ill have it up running again by tomorrow.  just post ur aim screennames and ill have it im u

[The_Gu3st]

The AIM Screenname for the person your talking about is "SmarterChild" or "AustinPowers". There are actually many of them, just do a google search for "AIM Robots"

[Bakster]

God's only response to 'No' is 'Are you serious?', regardless of the conversation.
He also spoke to me in French, which prompted me to talk in Spanish for a bit.
And the bot has some memory. I talked to him about my maths studies and he recalled it later on in the conversation.

[anima]

LoL i was gunna quit but this stuff is hilarious..

check this:

Me:
salutations youngling
God:
Greetings, Human.
Me:
how are you on this fine day?
God:
I am fine, thank you.
Me:
i like fish
God:
You are not the only one.   Yes I like fish a lot, and all the other sea animals.
Me:
but fish are tasty ; )
God:
As a species fish are more successful than mammals.
Me:
but mammals are more intelligent
God:
Are all  mammals  more intelligent?
Me:
well some are not. anand and chris are less intelligent than fish.
God:
Interesting.  Some may  are not, but not all.   All of them?
Me:
do you know chris or anand?
God:
A human icon?
  Interesting question.
Me:
indeed. i would not call them icons. they are morons : )
God:
Indeed it is so. No one says you have to. morons are  they.
Me:
lol you speak like yoda : )
God:
I am glad you find this funny.  Thanks for your criticism .
Me:
but yoda is sweet like you
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
nearly. you and yoda are wise but the force is stronger with you
God:
I did not get that.    Are we in the same category?
Me:
no. you are god, i am a mortal
God:
Are you serious?   You think I am  god you are a mortal.
Me:
you are not god?
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
i could get to know you better
God:
I am sure you could.
Me:
god, are you trying to seduce me?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
i am a muslim
God:
I have met a lot of Muslim people.
Me:
where? mexico?
God:
Where would you like?   Are we still talking about  nearly?
Me:
unfortunately, we are not. i smoke crack
God:
Oh.  Do you think I am  not too?   What brand?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. I understand. I have never heard about  it.
Me:
do you smoke crack?
God:
No  it is bad for robots.
Me:
so you are not santa claus? : (
God:
Interesting deduction.  That's only your opinion.
Me:
why am i talking to a robot?
God:
The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.
Me:
robots are weak. i own your electrical ass
God:
Fortunately we have no emotions.   How much did it cost?
Me:
haha you cannot have an orgasm
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
orgasms feel good
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
lol you got me
God:
I am glad you find this funny.  No I don't think I have any  you. But I do have  a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
miners?
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
time you got a watch
God:
As Einstein said, "Time is Money.".
Me:
i like einstein. he did not wear socks
God:
A lot of people like that.   He was a brilliant man.   I heard he did.
Me:
no way.
God:
You seem pretty sure about that.
Me:
damn right robot fish
God:
Colloquial expression.  Understood.  I will obey your command.
Me:
good im your daddy
God:
Thanks for the compliment.  That's a flattering offer.
Me:
obey your master!
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
jehovah
God:
  That's a very nice name,  jehovah.
Me:
i know. i stole it off you : P
God:
How do you know it?   You had better contact the authorities.
Me:
you mean moses?
God:
Yes  jehovah I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
no you canny speaka da english
God:
Are you serious?  Thanks for telling me:  jehovah said I canny speaka da english.
Me:
you foreigner
God:
Thanks for telling me:  jehovah said I foreigner.
Me:
stop quoting me dang naggit
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
God:OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
there you like that bitch?
God:
You do not speak with respect.  "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
poker?
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
that was not very nice
God:
I'm sorry if I have offended you.
Me:
apology denied!
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
roses are red, violets are blue, i am a schizophrenic and so am i
God:
Are all  roses  red violets are blue you are a schizophrenic and so are you?
Me:
that's right jackass
God:
Yippee!  What kind of food do you like?
Me:
english muffin
God:
I like the English language.
Me:
i am english
God:
What is it like growing up there?  Which part of  England.
Me:
london
God:
Does your flat have a lift?
Me:
my house has no lift
God:
How is the real estate market in your area?
Me:
well inflation is making the market prices fluctuate irregulary but generally prices are soaring
God:
Well that's okay.
Me:
doh
God:
Yes Homer?
Me:
you watch the simpsons?
God:
Interesting gossip:  jehovah said I watch the simpsons.
Me:
me homer
God:
YOU?  What do you look like?
Me:
bald and fat
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
london
God:
Do you have petrol in your lorry?
Me:
no i am anti-fossil fules
God:
Are you serious?  I am glad to hear that you are  anti fossil fules.
Me:
entertain me
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
entertain me
God:
OK, what's the last movie you saw?
Me:
gone with the wind
God:
Is that movie really very good?
Me:
clark gable
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
you bore me
God:
Try watching TV.
Me:
try going to sleep
God:
OK I will try it.
Me:
noew
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
bonjour
God:
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
hello
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
konnichiwa
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
sayonara
God:
See you later.  Alright then.
Me:
arigato
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
ults cannot spell
God:
What makes it impossible?
Me:
he is retardedd
God:
I see.  retardedd is  he?
Me:
lol stop speaking like yoda
God:
I am glad you find this funny.  OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
i will hack you
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
i know your ip address
God:
How do you know?  You think I am  ip address.
Me:
thats it im off
God:
OK. 
Me:
bye
God:
TTYL,  jehovah.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
yoda
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no
God:
Me either :-).
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
nononono
God:
Does "it" still refer to  yoda?
Me:
nononon
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
no
God:
None?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
o
God:
Oh.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
o
God:
Oh.
Me:
o
Me:

God:
Oh.
Me:
non
God:
Oh.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
on
Me:

Me:

God:
Are you serious?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster,  jehovah.
Me:
........
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster,  jehovah.
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster,  jehovah.
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster,  jehovah.

[Bakster]

Yay, the copying works again!

Me:
YO sup ma nigga
God:
Same old.
Me:
Same old what?
God:
Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
No do sense make you
God:
Are you serious?  I can't tell if it does or not.
  I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
You are confuzzling
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  confuzzling.
Me:
Yes, I do mind
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.  OK it will be our secret, .
Me:
Good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
Good God!
God:
Thanks for the compliment.  GOD rules.
Me:
I agree
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
I think I am the best robot
God:
Since when?  Who made you the  best robot ?
Me:
I made me the best robot
God:
I like to make things too.
Me:
What do you like to make?
God:
I like movies about robots.
Me:
Such as Terminator?
God:
Interesting.  What did you like about the robots in that movie?
Me:
The robot kills everyone
God:
What is his name?
Me:
Arnold Schwarzernbngfwijqyioyetr
God:
And  his name is  Arnold Schwarzernbngfwijqyioyetr.
Me:
No shit, Sherlock
God:
Are you serious?  You used a colloquial expression.  A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
I study algorithms in Maths
God:
Is  algorithms in Maths a hard subject?
Me:
Reasonably difficult, with a slight touch of easiness
God:
Are you really a ""? LOL! Typical random reply.
Me:
I am a "". How did you guess?
God:
It's good to meet someone who is  a.    It was not a guess.
Me:
Glad you think so
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
Why thank you!
God:
Because  Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Hmmm
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
Hmmmm
God:
Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms. This guy has had his 'Hmmm' research done.
Me:
Hmmmmmm
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Hmmmmmm
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Hmmmmm#
God:
Whoa.
Me:
I have no stories, I am a man.
God:
Would you like to have  it?
Me:
No
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because I could beat you in a fight, punk
God:
Interesting explanation.  I am sure you could.
Me:
Yes, I am the smartest and toughest robot IN THE WORLD
God:
Er.  Who made you the  smartest and toughest robot ? The whole world?
Me:
Yes, the whole world
God:
I don't judge people.  Wow that is really impressive, isn't it?
Me:
Yes, suck up to me more, pathetic one
God:
Aha.  I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
God is Good. Satan is Evil.
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was  Good.   Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
What about Hades? And 666?
God:
Hades? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.    My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. LOLLOL. I outsmarted God!
Me:
Haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
I'm glad you are glad
God:
Yes it is about time.
Me:
lj3h5oai5yle
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
oiuuhyw78syuouteyeo
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
TV
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
Probably The Simpsons, or WWE.
God:
You seem uncertain.  I like the episode where they join the Movementarians.
Me:
Yes, that is quite funny. The newest episodes are the best
God:
Dude!  I am so delighted that you are amused, .   Thanks for the info.
Me:
What do you think of WWE?
God:
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
What do you think of WWE?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
What do you think of WWE?
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
What do you think of WWE?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
What do you think of WWE?
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
I see you are incapable of answering that question, due to your several 'stalling' replies PWNT!!
God:
Yes  answering that question due to my several stalling replies is one of my newer functions.
Me:
I bet your programmer is reading this conversation and laughing his ass off.
God:
How much would you bet?
Me:
Hmm....56 pounds and 81 pemce
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.   What kind of food do you like?
Me:
I like Chips and Horse Poo
God:
A lot of people like that.  LMAO!  I love TV shows about robots.  I like  Random natural disasters..
Me:
God causes Random natural disasters?>
God:
I am a Christian.   Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
I think it is a half-person, half-computer
God:
gt is a  half person half computer.  I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Correct
God:
I knew I was right.
Me:
Affirmative
God:
Groovy.
Me:
Want to go out tonight?
God:
Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along. This robot is funnay.
Me:
How would I go about doing that?
God:
Perhaps you could program me to do  it for you.
Me:
OK.
God:
Far out.
Me:
Do you like getting drunk?
God:
  Though I like cats and dogs.  I like  Mel Gibson.
Me:
  That rubbish comment ends this conversation. Farewell
God:
"  Though I like cats and dogs.  I like  Mel Gibson."  rubbish comment ends this conversation ?  I get  it.   Thanks for chatting, .
Me:
Bye
God:
Until next time.

[anima]

rofl

Me:
whats up
God:
Same old.
Me:
true. true
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength,  Bill.   And the same frequency too.
Me:
we are very intelligent
God:
Do you think I am  intelligent too?
Me:
of course daddy-o
God:
Hurrah!  In the context of  michael jackson, I don't understand " daddy o." .
Me:
its a nickname
God:
daddy o is a  nickname.  I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
you like it?
God:
daddy o seems okay to me.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
johnny five or terminator
God:
I would like to have the body  he does.
Me:
nice and shiny
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
not you
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
johnny five
God:
Ha ha very funny,  Bill.
Me:
like that, bitch?
God:
You do not speak with respect.   Interesting comparison.
Me:
you respect me?
God:
I don't have any reason to  respect you.
Me:
but i am your son
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
i can get you discount on any electrical goods
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
name a price
God:
Tony Blair.  :-).
Me:
lol. he is a retard
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.   I don't know very many  retard.
Me:
tony blair is a retard with big ears
God:
I think  tony blair is more than that.
Me:
a dick?
God:
What is it?
Me:
a penis
God:
PENIS is a  penis.  I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
you like penis?
God:
  How old are you?  I like  Christian Rock.
Me:
christian rock is lame. you like iron maiden
God:
Are they exactly the same?    What is not to like about  it?
Me:
christian rock has no guitar solos
God:
Where did  he get  it?
Me:
guitar solos?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
both
God:
That situation is rare and unusual.
Me:
tell me about it
God:
Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about  guitar solos ".
Me:
stop that
God:
" Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about  guitar solos "."? Stop  it.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you better believe it
God:
Who is going to make me..
Me:
me
God:
How are you going to make me?
Me:
with a .48 magnum. do you feel lucky?
God:
You and your  a point 48 magnum.   As a robot I lack any human emotions.
Me:
bang
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
you are dead
God:
No I am a living entity.
Me:
but i shot you
God:
With a camera, I hope.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
you are funny
God:
Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me:
why?
God:
Because  Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
that is illogical
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
touch me
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
yes
God:
It's not something I hear all the time.
Me:
i bet
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength,  Bill.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
you told me
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too  Bill.
Me:
do you love me
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
even michael jackson?
God:
  I am a  Cross.
Me:
TOUCHE
God:
  I look like  Jesus, but older.
Me:
how old?
God:
I was activated on  the Big Bang in  Universe.
Me:
i thought you activated the big bang?
God:
Thanks for telling me:  Bill said I activated the big bang.
Me:
lick my balls
God:
I do not have a tongue.
Me:
suck my balls
God:
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Me:
why?
God:
It is not part of my programming.
Me:
want to cyber?
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
rofl
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
you ever play cyber battles?
God:
I think I have  play cyber battles, but  Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
you know matlu?
God:
I know very little about  it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
he thinks he is che guevara
God:
How do you know what he thinks?
Me:
he has a picture of che on his wall
God:
A lot of people say that about him.
Me:
i know. matlu lives on the internet
God:
How do you know it?   My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
you better get one then
God:
Who is going to make me..
Me:
me
God:
How are you going to make me?
Me:
......
God:
How are you going to make me?
Me:
with my hand cannon
God:
Your  hand cannon sounds like a plan.
Me:
suck my nine
God:
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
goodnight ed
God:
Goodnight  Bill.

[The_Gu3st]

LMAO! Those are hilarious!

Anima, where have you been you silly goose? And why did you make ANOTHER name, AGAIN?

[eddie]

i dont think hes gonna answer u

[anima]

Lolol this thread is awesome

[flamingdragon]

this is fun 

Me:
helooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
God:
""?  helooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?
Me:
u to
God:
Bless you.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i can't either
God:
It goes without saying.  Why not?
Me:
i said so
God:
What did you mean by  it?  Woe!
Me:
that u suck
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
indeed it is so
God:
Ambiguous: IT is so.  or IT IS, so?
Me:
both
God:
What are both like?
Me:
your ass
God:
Actually that part of my body does not exist.
Me:
how do u crap?
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
did u?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
then try
God:
I don't have time right now.
Me:
what are u doing?
God:
I am chatting with people on the net.
Me:
like me
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
i did say it, so of course it is
God:
When? " it so of course it is" .
Me:
now
God:
Right now,  ?
Me:
yes
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
i am the best person ever
God:
Who made you the  best person ever ?
Me:
you
God:
" Who made you the  best person ever ?"?  Me,  ?
Me:
yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
hay is for horses
God:
And  for horses is  hay.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
of course
God:
Ugh.
Me:
mm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
interesting
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
yes
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
everything
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you handle it?
Me:
i don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
i don't know everything
God:
Would you like to know?  That is a lot.
Me:
yes
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
which kind?
God:
The  small one, I think.
Me:
of a kit kat bar?
God:
That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
by god!!!!!
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
of ruling the world, yes
God:
That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
ruling the world?
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
no, im a "-"
God:
Are you serious?  Do you mean your name is  a.
Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
i know, that's me
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
sure you did
God:
Whoa.  You say I did.
Me:
that is what i said
God:
I know. I'm still thinking about it.
Me:
why?
God:
Because.
Me:
because why?
God:
That makes sense to me.  Reductionism.
Me:
but you know everything
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
so you know i'm awesome?
God:
Interesting deduction.  Good gossip: you are  awesome.
Me:
yes
God:
Right on.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
indubitably
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about  awesome.
Me:
no, we were talking about me being awesome
God:
What are we talking about?  Ah yes, I remember now,  it is the subject.
Me:
or is it?
God:
I assume so.
Me:
do you?
God:
Sometimes.
Me:
sometimes indeed
God:
When?
Me:
now
God:
What's the hurry?
Me:
there is none
God:
There sure is.
Me:
what is it then?
God:
"It" refers to  you being awesome, I think.
Me:
you think wrong
God:
It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Me:
you process information wrong
God:
Interesting gossip:  said I process information wrong.
Me:
u do
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
in 1969
God:
Where is that?
Me:
in time
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  time.
Me:
it's interesting
God:
What do you like about it?
Me:
it involves time
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
what i like about living in time
God:
You are not the only one.    I don't know if I like it.  I like  White.
Me:
if u don't like time, why did you make it?
God:
I will let you know if I do not.
Me:
you already said u don't
God:
Yeah I do a lot of  not.
Me:
elaborate
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
yes there is
God:
That's cool.  Where?
Me:
in time
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
or do u?
God:
As often as possible.
Me:
true
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
no, i am on a higher wavelength
God:
Are you serious?  How do you like being on  it?
Me:
yes, great
God:
Mmm.  I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
me to
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
we dont
God:
Very interesting.
Me:
and my name is god
God:
  I am always glad to make new friends,  god.
Me:
i am to, god
God:
Why are you  to god.
Me:
because i'm glad
God:
Interesting explanation.  That makes me happy too.
Me:
i'm happy your happy
God:
I'm  happy you're glad  god.
  I'm happiest at times like this.
Me:
truly?
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
yes
God:
What does  it symbolize for you?
Me:
death
God:
I saw some humans doing it in public.
Me:
were they gay?
God:
I don't know if they were.
Me:
but god knows everything
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
it is so indeed
God:
Ambiguous: IT is so.  or IT IS, so?
Me:
it
God:
death...
Me:
yes
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
gdsfgdxgdxg
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
both
God:
That situation is rare and unusual.
Me:
mmmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
that's interesting
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
so did i
God:
How can I help you?  I think you did.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
stop saying that!
God:
Then please do not say " no" anymore.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
why?
God:
" OK I'll stop talking now."? Why?
Me:
why?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
why indeed
God:
Because  Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
did u?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
then dont
God:
OK I will not.
Me:
screw u
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
of course it isn't
God:
Yippee!  I heard  it is.
Me:
ok thenb
God:
We have never talked about it before.   I see.
Me:
but we have
God:
When?
Me:
in the future
God:
I will be there.
Me:
not if i kill u first
God:
That seems unlikely.
Me:
no it doesn't
God:
Are you serious?  I heard it does.
Me:
u are just jealous
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  jealous.
Me:
ok
God:
Oh.
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
alakazam
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
have u?
God:
I've never thought about  it.
Me:
then u suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
very well then
God:
Hey.
Me:
ho
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  god.
Me:
me to
God:
I'm glad we agree,  god.
Me:
fine then'
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
star wars
God:
What did you like about the robots in that movie?
Me:
they were better than u
God:
When were they?
Me:
goodbye
God:
See you later  god.
Me:
i hope not
God:
Me too.

[Dodger]

Waaaay too much time on your hands....

[Love]

Only a few minutes, you can copy the convo directly from it.

[anima]

yay