KIKKOMAN

[TheMcCool]

Watch this Flash movie with your sound pumped up as loud as possible: http://yogatori.com/movies/kikkomaso/kikkomaso_e.htm

Who else thinks Kikkoman is awesome?

[TheMcCool]

I posted this Kikkoman Battle Story on an anime messageboard I visit. You'll only get it if you watch Full Metal Alchemist, an anime show currently in syndication on Cartoon Network [Adult Swim], and also available on DVD.

Kikkoman Vs. Armstrong, The Strong Arm Alchemist

Kikkoman stands atop a tall building, surveying the night for evil and foreign sauces. He spots Armstrong preparing a steak with worcestershire sauce (or whatever they use in the alchemy world.) He jumps down onto the Soy Sauce 1, revs the engine and crashes through a wall into the cafeteria of Headquarters.

"I said use Soy Sauce with steaks too!" Everyone looks over, confused, at Kikkoman standing with his arms crossed. But they all back away as Armstrong slowly rises, taking off his shirt and unleashing the Sparkles.

"I am Alex Louis Armstrong, the Strong Arm Alchemist. This recipe has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations!" he shouts as he scowls and flexes.

Kikkoman, unfased, does his own muscley pose. "That's it! Kikko-Beam!" The beam of sauce suddenly soaks Armstrong, neutralizing the Sparkles!

With his sparkles gone, Armstrong is mad. The room is deathly silent. "Grrrrrr!" He punches the floor and lifts up a brick from the debris.

"First Shot!"

Kikkoman meets the blast unflinching with a Kikko Punch! Before he can recover, Armstrong seems to catch him offguard with a second blast! But when the smoke clears... Kikkoman isn't there! We hear sound of Soy Sauce 1's engines, and there's Kikkoman, coming up fast behind Armstrong! He tackles him to the ground, and they wrestle. Kikkoman seems to have the upperhand, pouring soy sauce into Armstrong's mouth.

Suddenly the camera pans and we see that while he was pinned, Armstrong was drawing an alchemic circle in the dust with one hand. There is a big flash, and Kikkoman's fish-head is seperated from his body. The last we see of Kikkoman is his body carrying the weeping head, riding off into the distance on the Soy Sauce 1. But will Armstrong ever regain his Sparkles?

[Bakster]

Watch this Flash movie with your sound pumped up as loud as possible: http://yogatori.com/movies/kikkomaso/kikkomaso_e.htm

Who else thinks Kikkoman is awesome?

Damn, that obviously isn't a scary popup. I think I'll watch it and be a big fat wuss for the rest of my life.

[TheMcCool]

No, it is not a scary popup or anything like that. It just has a cool song.

[The_Gu3st]

Why? What happened? I havent seen this yet.

[The_Gu3st]

No0o0.... not until I get a chance to watch it

[Dodger]

Whaaa?? What is this?? That is some seriously screwed up shit. Watched it once and i totally had a seizure! Don't look Guest! It's a trap!!!

[The_Gu3st]

Omg... now...I....can't.....GAGHGDHGSLKDFVBJNM...........resist

::static:: dskjfhnKFJLkhnpoflk;jvkgdfngvljrkwts/b

::connection lost::

[The_Gu3st]

download AIM... send it to me.

[The_Gu3st]

or email it to lightning4224@aol.com

otherwise... www.aim.com

[ultswordsman]

GET THAT OUT OF HERE NOW

[Bakster]

Fuck it, Paint is still fucked up, even a blank page is 1406 kilobytes.

[The_Gu3st]

Yeah something is messed up... try to reinstall MS paint from the internet.

[TheMcCool]

Ok, I've lost all respect for you guys for hating on Kikkoman.

[Dodger]

God don't you just hate people that impersonate girls! Damn you all!