Riddles!

Love · September 24, 2006, 05:05:29 PM

1. A screwdriver
2. Because he would never lie.

OWNT

My riddles:

1. What has a neck, but no head?
2. What has one foot on each side and one in the middle?
3. What did the guitar say to the rock star?

flamingdragon · September 24, 2006, 06:35:38 PM

those are both right,

1. a shirt
2. a yard-stick
3. this is a joke, not a riddle, so it doesn't count. (rock on?)

now solve these:

1. A guy goes on vacation on friday and he rides back on Wednesday but he stayed a week, how?

2. Name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday.

Love · September 24, 2006, 07:30:20 PM

Quote from: flamingdragon on September 24, 2006, 06:35:38 PM
those are both right,Â

1. a shirt
2. a yard-stick
3. this is a joke, not a riddle, so it doesn't count. (rock on?)

now solve these:

1. AÂ guy goes on vacation on friday and he rides back on Wednesday but he stayed a week, how?

2. Name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday.

1 is technically correct, but not the given answer
2 is right
the answer to 3 is "stop picking on me" ROFL!!!!

1. Wednesday is the name of his horse/donkey/wolf which he rode. He stayed a week then left on the horse/donkey/wolf
2. Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow

flamingdragon · September 25, 2006, 02:31:10 AM

1. a bottle

# 1 would work, but is not the given answer.
# 2 is right.

one more:
Who eventually drives all his customers away?

Love · September 25, 2006, 04:15:31 PM

Quote from: flamingdragon on September 25, 2006, 02:31:10 AM
1. a bottle

# 1 would work, but is not the given answer.
# 2 is right.

one more:
Who eventually drives all his customers away?Â

CORRECT!

1. Maybe Friday is the name of the horse/donkey/wolf instead of Wednesday. Maybe Friday and Wednesday are both horses/donkeys/wolves. Or maybe the animal concerned isn't a horse/donkey/wolf. What about a camel or an elephant?

2. A driving instructor?

flamingdragon · September 25, 2006, 11:47:35 PM

Quote from: Love on September 25, 2006, 04:15:31 PM
CORRECT!

1. Maybe Friday is the name of the horse/donkey/wolf instead of Wednesday. Maybe Friday and Wednesday are both horses/donkeys/wolves. Or maybe the animal concerned isn't a horse/donkey/wolf. What about a camel or an elephant?

2. A driving instructor?

1. It has nothing to do with anything named friday/wednesday.
2. No.

Love · September 26, 2006, 04:44:20 PM

1. How about: A working week is 5 days, and he stayed 5 days, therefore he stayed a week.

2. Taxi driver/bus driver

flamingdragon · September 27, 2006, 12:20:40 AM

1. No
2. Correct, it is a taxi driver.

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Love · September 27, 2006, 05:21:49 PM

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Love · September 27, 2006, 05:22:12 PM

I was meant to remove the quote LOLZ

Dodger · September 27, 2006, 11:32:51 PM

You suck.

flamingdragon · September 28, 2006, 03:40:51 AM

Can no one solve my simple riddlie?

Quote from: flamingdragon on September 24, 2006, 06:35:38 PM
1. A guy goes on vacation on friday and he rides back on Wednesday but he stayed a week, how?

Dodger · September 28, 2006, 09:42:12 AM

Something to do with Time Differences? I can only think Baksters answer, his horse was called Wednesday...

th3_gu3st · September 28, 2006, 11:56:31 AM

wait... he didnt say that he only styayed for 1 week flat maybe he stayed 1 week then decided im gonna stay a few days longer?