Riddles!

[Bakster]

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

[haferhole1]

I will post a riddle shortly. No-one steal my spot.

liar!

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

she 1 of those sick weirdos that does "things" with peoples dead bodys, i know theres a word for it, but i cant remember it

[Bakster]

Well...you're wrong

[ultswordsman]

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

man this is easy as hell  she shot qa picture of him then she held the picture of him under water to develop the film then she hung the picture up

[Bakster]

man this is easy as hell  she shot qa picture of him then she held the picture of him under water to develop the film then she hung the picture up

Someones been googling

I have tons of riddles if you don't want to post the next one

[ultswordsman]

lol not google i posted that 1 on runescape  last  tuesday no1 has yet to get lol  umm heres mine

What can bring back the dead; make us cry, make us laugh, make us young; born in an instant yet lasts a life time

[haferhole1]

a picture? a memory? god?

[ultswordsman]

memories  right

[the_voice]

...I want more riddles.

[Dodger]

Everybody loves the riddles...

[The_Gu3st]

I just wanna bang you so much Klara. Please?

[haferhole1]

...I want more riddles.

ask and u shall recive

instead of creating a very difficult riddle, I have decided to create a simple Yes or No question. have fun trying to solve it!


if the riddle you solved before you solved the riddle you solved after you solved the riddle you solved before you solved this one, was harder than the riddle you solved after you solved the riddle you solved before you solved this one, was the riddle you solved before you solved this one harder than this one? yes or no?

[Bakster]

Yes.

Hey, it's 50/50, why not?

[Dodger]

No. Same reason. ^^

[Dodger]

I just wanna bang you so much Klara. Please?

Shame Matlu hardly ever moderates the Unrelated forum.

What we need is a more active Global Moderator....But who is trustworthy enough for the job? Hmmm...Toughie. I can't think.... *Cough Dodger Cough cough*