Riddles!

[Dodger]

I'l solve it, just give me time...And don't post the answer.

[Parsley]

Okay, prod me if you need a clue.

(If you're American, I'm afraid that you won't get the first part :/ )

[Dodger]

Didn't I just tell the americans the cockney translation?

[Bakster]

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[Dodger]

How far did you get?

[Bakster]

I got very far with your mom last night...

[SiR gUt]

hahahahahahahahahaha your so funny bakster hahahahahahahahahahaha nah im kidding....

[Bakster]

Your mom was kidding last night.

[Bakster]

I got to the 2nd one and realised they were a boring pointless waste of time, and that I would have to ask help for every single riddle. Those guys on shizmoo got pretty far, though.

[Dodger]

heh, I got to the 3rd one...can't figure the riddle.

[Bakster]

Your mom couldn't fiddle my riddle last night.

[Dodger]

Bloody weirdo.

[Bakster]

Your mom was a bloody weirdo last night.

[haferhole1]

And no riddles, its so close to over-taking the never ending thread 

riddle time!

Four men sat dawn to play

They played all night till break of day

They played for gold and not for fun

With separate scores for everyone

When they had come to square accounts

They all had made quite fair amounts

Can you the paradox explain

If no one lost, how all could gain?

[the_slayer]

there was a fifth man  that lost all the time and they were on a teamand i have a riddle

you can ask this question many times a day and always get diffrent answers and there is up to 1450 answers to this question what is it