Riddles!

[The_Gu3st]

Arrange the following letters to make a logical sentence:

Dodger is gay

Points to whoever arranges it first!

[Bakster]

Yiddo Gergas? Am I rite?

[Dodger]

I have one. And stfu guest 


What is long and thin,
Covered in skin,
Red in parts,
And goes in tarts.

[Bakster]

Is it a Long-Thin-Skinned-Red-Tart-Inner?

[Dodger]

Look harder.

[Bakster]

Looks like I got it right!

My riddle:

I am long
I am thin
I am pointed at one end
I have skin
Girls love to get their mouths around me..

What am I?

[Dodger]

Lollipop. And you didn't get my riddle right. Damn you!

[Bakster]

Incorrect. Lollipops aren't truly thin, and don't have skin. IDIOT! Try harder.

[Dodger]

Incorrect. Lollipops aren't truly thin, and don't have skin. IDIOT! Try harder.

You still need to guess my riddle ass.

And the handle is thin, and the wrapper could be considered skin, so screw you!

[Bakster]

I have one. And stfu guest 


What is long and thin,
Covered in skin,
Red in parts,
And goes in tarts.

My logical mind deduces the following:

It is long and thin,
covered in skin,
red in parts,
and it goes in tarts.

I am an overly-hyped-at-this-moment genius.

[Bakster]

You still need to guess my riddle ass.

And the handle is thin, and the wrapper could be considered skin, so screw you!

The wrapper is a wrapper, not skin. I could say random bullshit like that.

OH! Blue could be considered red! Dodger could be considered to be handsome and intelligent! It's just not gonna happen

[haferhole1]

Thats two points extra for DODGER THE KING.      ;)    Thanks Hafer.

no prob, ur almost winning now 

and what riddle are we on?

[The_Gu3st]

We're on my riddle now.

Arrange the following letters to make a logical sentence:

Dodger is gay

Points to whoever arranges it first!

[haferhole1]

ok, dogs are gidy.

[The_Gu3st]

close but no cigar.