Riddles!

[ultswordsman]

*graps bakster off virt beats the crap out of him shoots him 10 times then helps virt up*

[ultswordsman]

Ooo, Ooo i know : D
Nah, seriously how could you embarass me like that, ults?
I actually agree with the_guest... apart from the shooting part : D

Not only is that a silly riddle, but it could have also brought on a lot of jokes about me :' (
But, if it's an official riddle then the answer is Lucy Liu..... nah it's Karla : P

Now my riddle


I am old in years, but compared to others i am young.
My discoverey would forever change the world.
I have experienced many changes, good and bad.
People have wrote, sang and bitched about me.
I have given a lot to the world but i have taken much more.

I have been known to steal, kill and rape.
But, i can do this because i am righteous.
I have more enemies than allies.
Probably due to my bad habit of fondling with other peoples matters.
Also, i'm rather fat... : (

Oh yeah, i'm run by a retarded asshole... God bless me and my superiority : )

is it anima

[The_Gu3st]

*graps bakster off virt beats the crap out of him shoots him 10 times then helps virt up*

Someone please explain this to me. I'm losing my touch on how to speak "ults."

[haferhole1]

i may need 2 bone up on my "ult speak" but heres best guess:

he grabs bakster off virtuoso, then beats up/shoots bakster and helps virtuoso off the ground

if im wrong, ask ults what his version is

[The_Gu3st]

Thats probably right. I though virt = dirt, which is why it didnt make sense to me.

[Dodger]

*translates* grabs brudda bakster baby off my main man virtuoso, then pops a cap in baksters ass, picking virtuoso off the dirt.

Throw in a couple of "yeah man"'s and "whatever trevor"'s and you should be about there.




This post just proves, Sometimes I talk just to make sounds.

[haferhole1]

well, that works 2...

[ultswordsman]

gj

[ultswordsman]

its either a book,a tree money or a spirit

[haferhole1]

well, the bible fits almost everything

[The_Gu3st]

Nothing? Is the answer nothing?

[The_Gu3st]

Santa Clause? Is the answer santa? 
Or perhaps his elves? His...fat...elves?

[haferhole1]

notice*  our goal is now to get 2 1000 posts! were only 118 away


and dont worry, i wont lock it (well mabey  )

[The_Gu3st]

lol... it'll never be the original. I decided it doesnt matter who makes the 1000th post, but Im gonna try and make some sorta accomplisment plaque and post it on there. Have at it you guys :-)

[ultswordsman]

a cat a dog an animal a human the world devil anythign in the universe *guesses everything in the universe* ha i win