Riddles!

[Bakster]

Looks like I got it right!

My riddle:

I am long
I am thin
I am pointed at one end
I have skin
Girls love to get their mouths around me..

What am I?

Solve my riddle! Infinite points to the winner!

As for guests, I switch the letters around, then switch them back to form Dodger is gay.

[The_Gu3st]

OMG! YAY BAKSTER! You solved the riddle!

Answer: Dodger is Gay

[Bakster]

Yay! Now guess my uber hard riddle!

[The_Gu3st]

Is it... the number 7?

[Bakster]

No! What a stupid answer. How does 7 have skin? And how can girls get their mouths around it?

Try harder.

[haferhole1]

a few probly do

[Bakster]

I would assume so, if that helps.

Any guesses?

[haferhole1]

o, is it a pencil?  i was thinking of things with points and that 1 fits the description

[ultswordsman]

lol a "guys" pencil thats attached to them

[The_Gu3st]

Why the hell would you but "guys" in quotations? Ults has absolutely no grammatical awareness.

[ultswordsman]

ok maybe i have some problems in my writing...

[Bakster]

It's not a pencil, nor a male genital part.

For all those that read the riddle and instantly thought "penis" (you know who you are), then you are a dirty-minded sick bastard
And since none of you (except ults) didn't guess "penis" even though you thought of it, that makes you all a bunch of dirty-minded sick bastard cowards!

The answer was a banana. 1 points to me because I got it right. Yippee.

[ultswordsman]

nope answer is banana because u cant take points for ur own riddle BOOYA

[The_Gu3st]

My answer is penis. You cant tell me Im wrong, b/c Im not... so give me one point too!

[ultswordsman]

lol