Riddles!

[willie]

uhh...nope 

[The_Gu3st]

Im gonna go in my hole now...

[willie]

dont feel too bad...you were on the right track. 

[ultswordsman]

a crappy chevy 4 wheel drive that uses 1 tire at a time

[Bakster]

Where's willies riddle?!?!?!

[haferhole1]

Around and around the FOUR of us rotate, man controls my actions to work he won't be late.

[Dodger]

It is the car though isn't it? I've heard that before! 

[ultswordsman]

i dont know screw willies riddle some 1 make another

[Parsley]

I've got a 5cl bottle of bud, a 3cl stubby of bud, a pint glass and a funnel.

I want to drink exactly 4cl of bud. 

Any less and I'll be too sober...

...any more and I'll sleep with an ugly chick.

How do I do it (measure out 4cl of beer, not sleep with an ugly chick)?

[ultswordsman]

drink 1 cl outta the 3 cl bottle then take the cl bottle and dump 1 cl into the 3 cl bottle wa la u have a bottle of 3 cl and a cl in ur stomach

[Bakster]

I've got a 5cl bottle of bud, a 3cl stubby of bud, a pint glass and a funnel.

I want to drink exactly 4cl of bud. 

Any less and I'll be too sober...

...any more and I'll sleep with an ugly chick.

How do I do it (measure out 4cl of beer, not sleep with an ugly chick)?

I don't know how a cl relates to a pint, but pour it all into the pint glass and then pour roughly half of it away.

I've seen similar riddles like this to do with egg timers...but drinks don't work the same way

[ultswordsman]

thats what i said..

[Parsley]

Nope.  It has to be measured at precisely 4cl.

(otherwise I'd just pour '4/5ths of the big bottle into the pint glass)

[ultswordsman]

pour 4 cl in the pint class

[haferhole1]

u go buy a mesuring cup for a dollar that has a 4cl mark on it