Riddles!

[SiR gUt]

ok heres my riddle

What's long, plump and white, and girls love to get all over it

[haferhole1]

hey, i havnt been on in a few days and im 2 lazy to look, did anyone get guests riddle yet?

[The_Gu3st]

Nope, Its too damn good.

Is there some limit on how long these can last? Do I get like 10 pts if no one gets it?
Should I post the answer? What happens now?

[haferhole1]

i would give u points, but then people would start posting riddles like:

i am blue
a am new
i do stuff
this riddles tough

just to get the points (greedy basterds)

just post the answer and a different riddle

[The_Gu3st]

I think I deserve pts, 4 days and running...
so, do I post the answer now?
And its gonna be hard for me to come up with a whole new riddle.

[haferhole1]

ya, post the answer, and if u cant think of a new riddle, look 1 up, theres like a million riddle sites

[The_Gu3st]

Looking up riddles is retarded, they can be easily googled.

The answer: Me.

Not "The_Guest" (Or The_Gu3st)

The Person that almost got it: Ults

Heres what he said:

oh and is the answer me?

But when I asked him to explain, in a tricky fashion, I realized it was a false alarm:

what? ults... you're not the answer...

After saying that, it was *implied*, atleast to me, that he was *implying* himself as the answer.

I guess you can judge what he really meant Hafer... and I'll post a riddle in a few.

[haferhole1]

well, it looks like he was just refering to himself, so im not gonna give the points, and if u wanna make urs up, then good luck, and try to make it a little easier this time

[The_Gu3st]

The new riddle, pretty easy, so someone else can get a chance
And seriously, if you guys google it(or any search engine for that matter), it takes the fun away.

anyways, here your damn riddle:

This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. Possibly nothing? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! You think? It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Show proof if you find out. Try to do so without any coaching! Oh, almost forgot to say this: fuck you.

(I threw that last line in for fun  )

[haferhole1]

iv seen 2 of these things, but the thing isnt the same 

[The_Gu3st]

so... did I get points for my unsolvable riddle?

[haferhole1]

fine, theres a point (it was a good riddle)

[Parsley]

I don't think anything is wrong with that paragraph.  In fact, I know that it is right.
But, do you? I'm not 100% that you do... Jackass.  You could fit a lot of cuss words into that paragraph - damnshitstraight you could.

[Bakster]

That is so incredibly ez, but I won't spoil it for you! 

(No, I didn't google it, seriously!)

[Dodger]

The new riddle, pretty easy, so someone else can get a chance
And seriously, if you guys google it(or any search engine for that matter), it takes the fun away.

anyways, here your damn riddle:

This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. Possibly nothing? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! You think? It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Show proof if you find out. Try to do so without any coaching! Oh, almost forgot to say this: fuck you.

(I threw that last line in for fun  )

I know it as well...Not very hard. And I didn't Google. I'll PM you with the answer.