Riddles!

[haferhole1]

well, the answer was he put them a circle around him, so if they miss, they would hit another soldior, but urs is pretty much the same, gj

[Bakster]

Did you mention that they were afraid to hit each other? I didn't see that in the riddle, and I'll be damned if I read that again

[haferhole1]

why the hell would they want to shoot eachother?

[Slayer_Z]

A musician is accused and found guilty of murder.
He was a terible conducter.
on death row he was offered a last meal.
He decided on a steak with mashed potatos and carrots.
That night they straped him to the chair  and threw the switch...
and nothing happened, he didnt die.
So the next night they were gonna try again.
He got a big mack, extra fries and a coke for his meal that night.
they straped him in and again...
Nothing happened.
next night same story, except they chose his meal for him.
he got a big steamy pile of crap and some piss in a glass.
He ate it happily, and climbed in the chair again.
...
...
...
Nothing happened.
pissed off, the warden drew his piece and blew the mans braiins out.
oh his deat night, the warden got a steak for his last meal, with mashed potatos and carrots.
they pulled the switch and...
the warden fried like a chicken, brains and eyeball leaked everywhere, so why didnt the musitian get shocked?

[The_Gu3st]

He was a terrible conducter... in other words, he was a terrible conducter of electricity.  I finally get points!

[haferhole1]

dam, i didnt even get a chance 2 read it 

[ultswordsman]

yes and no guest  he was a terible conductor and instead of eating the potatoes he held them in his mouth to stoo the current

[haferhole1]

slayer, who gets the points? (and u can split them if u want)

[The_Gu3st]

yes and no guest  he was a terible conductor and instead of eating the potatoes he held them in his mouth to stoo the current

Im just curious ults... do you ever use logic? Since when is "a big steamy pile of crap and piss in a glass" a potatoe? 

[ultswordsman]

i fiqured that the crap was amde from a guy eating potatoes

[The_Gu3st]

FIGURED!!! FOR THE LAST GOD DAMNED TIME ITS fiGured!!!! not with a Q!!!! RAWR!!!!!!!

[haferhole1]

guest --><--ults
guest --><--ults
go guest!  u would of fiqured he would have stoped by now

[Slayer_Z]

Split the points between who? the only person who posted the correct answer was guest.
I dont fiqure I can split them with guest and ult cause ults answer was off the wall again.
and can you imagine holding a pile of crap in your mouth to try to stop an electric current?
The smell when you fried would be horrible.
so the way I fiqure it, guest wins.

[Parsley]

Okay... really easy one.  Read this sentence once, and count the number of F's in it, then post how many you find.

Finished files are the result of years of scientific study combined with the experience of years. Further to these results the scientists found that if there were four sets of these files, then there would be no need to flick through the fifth.  How many F's did you find?

[Ed. No need to do it if you've done it before]

[haferhole1]

14, and its guest turn 2 post a riddle (was urs even a riddle?)