Riddles!

[The_Crusade]

Dodger is correct!

I actually didn't get that riddle

[Dodger]

LoloMcLolz0r! 

[The_Crusade]

Post your own bizotch.

[MetalGear822]

There are 519 trees in a one mile radii of a woodchuck habitat estimated to contain 87 woodchucks. Each tree is an oak that averages 18 ft high and 4 ft wide. Scientists hypothesize that 31/81 trees would be undesirable as "chucking" wood. Note woodchucks generally move at 3 m/s before they have chucked wood and 4 m/s after, the trees are spread completely even in the 1 mile radii. The wood that the wood chucks chucked after 42 days of "chucking" weighed 2,198.6 lbs at 61% humidity How long does it take for a woodchuck to chuck a single tree? two? ten? (assume all wood chucked at 68% humidity). How many trees remain untouched?

[The_Crusade]

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It's Dodger's riddle, not yours.

[MetalGear822]

oh cmon your just scared he didnt post one

[MetalGear822]

Dodger should just copy and paste my riddle

[flamingdragon]

Your mom should copy and paste ur riddle! 

[The_Crusade]

Your mom should copy and paste your mom!

[flamingdragon]

Your mom's face should copy and paste your mom's face!

[The_Crusade]

You win

[flamingdragon]

Three fat asses are bouncing u back and forth to each other via there bellys, and the bell doesnt ring for 3 hours and the bullies know when lunch is on the spot
How do you get out?

[The_Crusade]

Kill the bullies and eat their corpses.

[flamingdragon]

Correct! 

[The_Crusade]

If a man carried my burden, he would break his back.
I am not rich, but leave silver in my track.
What am I?