Never-Ending Thread- 1000 Posts and Beyond

[haferhole1]

thats amazing!!, mines better though

[The_Gu3st]

hacker!

thats amazing!!, mines better though

[haferhole1]

WHO TOLD YOU!?!?

[The_Gu3st]

Um... you....

[haferhole1]

did i now?

[Slayer_Z]

holy crap guys, stop with the abyss's
It hurts my brain
so do 13 hour work days

[Dodger]

Thread is moving kinda sloooow...

...we...need...more...motivation... time ...for....a....new.....c...o...n...t...e...s...t

New contest:

Post 1 link of the funniest news article you can find.
Fake ones will not be accepted...
Winner gets a kiss 
hah... no.
Winner gets like...... all of my points, every single one. All 930 or whatever it is.
hah... no, did I get you on that one?
winner gets a kiss.
hah... for real
No seriously, Im not joking. I'll send you an e-kiss from yours truely 

I can't give you a link to it because I read it in the paper yesturday. About a woman that put her dog in the washing machine because it wouldn't stop barking...She got jailed for 6 weeks.

There was another old woman who had just got a microwave...Her cat came in one night after it had been raining, and to dry it she put it in the microwave 

Stupid but true, hah old people are so funny....

[Paolo_G]

8 - possibly Anima, but I wasn't thinking of him at the time

[Bakster]

http://www.davesdaily.com/interesting/posednaked_08-05.htm

You dirty Americans...

[The_Gu3st]

I can't give you a link to it because I read it in the paper yesturday.

No link - No Entry - Not Valid

And Bakster... Ive never heard of "daves daily"... it could be completely made up stuff. If the article isnt from a well respected source, it wont be counted.

If enough people tell me "daves daily" is a respectable sourse, I'll validify it.

[Slayer_Z]

you mean validate right
Dumass

[The_Gu3st]

Don't you mean to say:

You mean valididate, right?
Dumbass

And no, I meant what I said, dont try and correct me, asshole. 

[Slayer_Z]

Ill kick you in the nuts

[ultswordsman]

slayer u cant he aint got any if he does there ameba sized 

[Bakster]

No link - No Entry - Not Valid

And Bakster... Ive never heard of "daves daily"... it could be completely made up stuff. If the article isnt from a well respected source, it wont be counted.

If enough people tell me "daves daily" is a respectable sourse, I'll validify it.

People aren't gonna waste time browsing through 324928 pages of CNN to find something funny. I just googled "funny news" and clicked the first link.