wish corupter

Scrotum_Nose · August 01, 2008, 05:50:27 PM

He returns, but as a disabled person restricted to a wheelchair for the rest of his life.

I wish I was asleep and not in a coma.

flamingdragon · August 01, 2008, 06:19:54 PM

You fall asleep not in a coma.....an earthquake then occurs and you along with your bed fall right through a fissure straight to the depths of Hell.

Needless to say.......this awakens you.

flamingdragon · August 01, 2008, 06:20:26 PM

I wish CM Punk lost the World Heavyweight Championship.

Scrotum_Nose · August 01, 2008, 06:21:25 PM

He does and wins it back the week after.

I wish I fell asleep but not in a coma without anything unusual happening during my sleep.

flamingdragon · August 01, 2008, 06:25:06 PM

You die in your sleep.....which isn't unusual at all.

I wish John Morrison won all title belts in the WWE and kept them for all time.

Scrotum_Nose · August 01, 2008, 06:35:59 PM

Yes it is unusual, try again.

flamingdragon · August 01, 2008, 06:47:41 PM

What?

People die in their sleep all the time.

Scrotum_Nose · August 02, 2008, 01:57:28 PM

Not young whippersnappers like me.

flamingdragon · August 02, 2008, 05:36:36 PM

98 is hardly young.......

Scrotum_Nose · August 02, 2008, 07:35:28 PM

You know I'm 97!

flamingdragon · August 02, 2008, 10:11:57 PM

Lies!

Anyone who uses the term 'whippersnappers' is obviously at least 98.

Scrotum_Nose · September 17, 2008, 01:45:58 AM

Nuh uh!

flamingdragon · September 17, 2008, 01:57:29 AM

YUH HUH!

Scrotum_Nose · September 17, 2008, 02:06:34 AM

CLEARLY Nuh uh!

flamingdragon · September 17, 2008, 02:08:55 AM

QUITE ON THE CONTRARY, MAHOGANY IS ONE OF HONDURAS' PRIMARY LUMBER EXPORTS!

AND GET OFF THAT CHAIR!