Rhyming Story!

[The_Crusade]

She is called Jan

[flamingdragon]

Go on.

[The_Crusade]

I'd rather not, man.

[flamingdragon]

Fine then, my good man, let's move on.


There once was a floating shoe...

[The_Crusade]

named Bazoo

[flamingdragon]

...that liked things that were new...

[The_Crusade]

and blue

[flamingdragon]

....and were owned by a crew.......

[The_Crusade]

of people that eat poo

[flamingdragon]

.....from on top of ghosts that say boo.....

[The_Crusade]

whilst sitting on the loo

[flamingdragon]

........which is disgusting to.........

[The_Crusade]

imagine if you are an emu

[flamingdragon]

.....that knew how to brew....

[The_Crusade]

a cosmic beverage that you