Wish Game

[The_Crusade]

You instead waste your time doing something even more unproductive.

I wish I was gay.

[flamingdragon]

You get married to this extremely obese guy.

I wish I ruled Omicron Persei VIII.

[The_Crusade]

You do, but Omicron Persei VIII doesn't really exist, so you gain nothing.

I wish I ruled Earth

[flamingdragon]

Earth is destroyed by Omicron Persei VIII shortly after u gain control.

I wish I had a monkey butler.

[The_Crusade]

You become its friend and overfeed it so it becomes a fat slob just like you, and the RSPCA take it away.

I wish I had an O RLY? owl

[flamingdragon]

You get one, but then it dies in a week because you didn't feed it.

[flamingdragon]

I wish I had two O RLY? owls.

[The_Crusade]

You feed just one of them with both owl's food like an idiot. One owl starves to death whilst the other explodes in a horrible mess of feathers, gore and owl food on your face.

I wish I had an O Rly? owl and a Ya Rly owl.

[flamingdragon]

Granted, but they drive you insane....ier, and u die of stupidity.

[flamingdragon]

I wish I would stop double posting like this.......

[The_Crusade]

You stop double posting...

...AND START TRIPLE POSTING!

I wish I had an O Rly? owl and a Ya Rly owl and was immune to insanity.

[flamingdragon]

The owls then die of insanity.

I wish I was insane.

[The_Crusade]

You are and you tie an anchor to your foot and throw yourself off a bridge.

I wish I had an O Rly? owl and a Ya Rly owl (both immune to insanity) and that I was immune to insanity.

[flamingdragon]

The owls drive everyone in your family insane.

I wish u'd give up on the owls.

[The_Crusade]

I do, by refusing to play the game, and thus you cry for eternity.

I wish I had an O Rly? owl and a Ya Rly owl (both immune to insanity) and that me and my family were immune to insanity.