Wish Game

MetalGear822 · April 06, 2007, 12:21:18 AM

You Never Existed!

I wish tariq aziz had his own sitcom.

flamingdragon · April 06, 2007, 01:08:11 AM

He gets one and it drives u insane.

I wish I knew who Tariq Aziz was.

MetalGear822 · April 06, 2007, 02:30:22 AM

You soon learn he was Saddam's prime minister or something anyway he was on television during the invasion stating that the US forces were being defeated mass losses blah blah blah at the end he stood on the roof of buildings to avoid tanks being seen in the backround I found it quite humorous.

I wish flamingdragon was dead

The_Crusade · April 06, 2007, 03:22:02 PM

Flamingdragon dies, but an even more annoying poster replaces him on these forums.

I wish that I had an owl as a pet.

MetalGear822 · April 06, 2007, 09:59:52 PM

You become a pet owl

I wish you had fleas

flamingdragon · April 07, 2007, 05:59:47 AM

Bakster obtains fat large enormous ass sacks.

I wish I could become invisible.

MetalGear822 · April 07, 2007, 09:00:58 AM

Wait a minute how does that have anything to do with the owl fleas?

The_Crusade · April 07, 2007, 02:56:19 PM

Quote from: flamingdragon on April 07, 2007, 05:59:47 AM
Bakster obtains fat large enormous ass sacks.

I wish I could become invisible.

You can become invisible, but a day later scientists discover a way to become invisible, and so everyone is doing it and you gained nothing from the wish.

I wish I was ruler of the world.

flamingdragon · April 07, 2007, 05:50:18 PM

You said that already Bakster.

Quote from: MetalGear822 on April 07, 2007, 09:00:58 AM
Wait a minute how does that have anything to do with the owl fleas?

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The_Crusade · April 08, 2007, 12:35:57 AM

I wish that

fought

haferhole1 · May 13, 2007, 04:47:02 AM

horrible tradgity...

i wish this game was locked, and the other wish game was the only wish game on the forum

The_Crusade · May 13, 2007, 01:32:30 PM

K

flamingdragon · May 13, 2007, 05:53:58 PM

This game becomes locked, but then the other one becomes locked and we have no wish game!!!!!!

I wish the sound on my pc was working.

The_Crusade · May 14, 2007, 12:07:58 PM

It does but the volume is up to the max from the period your sound wasn't working and you become deaf.

I wish that.

flamingdragon · May 15, 2007, 03:41:33 AM

I do become death from the sound on my pc suddenly working, which it did, but I am then cured by my good ol' buddy God, the conv went like this:

QuoteMe:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
GodSucks2
God:
How are you doing, GodSucks2.
Me:
Not well, I am deaf
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
no
God:
Please tell me what you think.
Me:
I am deaf
God:
We can communicate by typing.
Me:
i kno, but can u cure me?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: GodSucks2 said kno but can you cure him or her.
Me:
shutup
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
cure me
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
screw u
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
then heal me
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
heal me
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
make me no longer deaf
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
god + anti-death holiness
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
so i am now cured?
God:
Ayuh. Do you mind if I tell other people you are cured.
Me:
umm, no
God:
Woe! OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
man i'm awesome
God:
Cool, man. Do you mind if I tell other people you are awesome.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.

I wish I didn't waste my time doing that.