Wish Game

The_Crusade · March 30, 2007, 03:07:40 PM

I wish I was going to Barcelona.

OH WAIT I AM LOLZZOZLZOZOLZOLZOZLZLZLOZL

err...

I wish I didn't have so much coursework to do.

MetalGear822 · March 30, 2007, 11:59:31 PM

You dont but I make you do mine!

I wish i had a yellow dog

flamingdragon · March 31, 2007, 04:11:01 AM

You get a normal one covered in piss!

I wish I knew who the wishmaster was.

MetalGear822 · March 31, 2007, 08:27:06 PM

You find out hes your father who walks around in a fruity black getup.

I wish mexico was 12.7 square meters larger

flamingdragon · April 01, 2007, 01:53:11 AM

New Mexico becomes 12.7 square meters larger.

I wish bakster was here.

MetalGear822 · April 01, 2007, 03:44:44 AM

Bakster becomes an electronic "doodad"

I wish woodchucks could chuck wood

flamingdragon · April 01, 2007, 04:30:13 AM

Done, but then u forget they can.

I wish I was a real boy.

MetalGear822 · April 01, 2007, 08:40:14 AM

your nose rapidly grows peircing your wooden hand and crotch

I wish

flamingdragon · April 01, 2007, 06:18:59 PM

You get it, but then ur new unusually shaped and long crotch falls off.

I wish I was stronger than 50,000,000,000,000,000 men.

goodbye · April 02, 2007, 02:38:47 AM

you become stronger then them but then ur arms explode from all the muscle

i wish i had a normal 100% edible pancake with no poisons or germs on it

MetalGear822 · April 02, 2007, 03:10:43 AM

You get it but it remains forever out of your reach yet in plain sight

I wish that all future wishes have a 2:1 ratio of vowels:words

goodbye · April 02, 2007, 09:28:37 PM

you get it but then i unwish it

i wish i could eat my pancake with no strings or tricks or stupid things attached

MetalGear822 · April 02, 2007, 09:59:07 PM

23:16 i wish i could eat my pancake with no strings or tricks or stupid things attached
10:8 you get it but then i unwish it
33:24 you get it but then i unwish it i wish i could eat my pancake with no strings or tricks or stupid things attached

In no way does your post follow the 2:1 ratio therefore your unwish is invalid it must be unwished in accordance with the 2:1 vowel:word guidelines

flamingdragon · April 03, 2007, 01:49:03 AM

Quote from: goodbye on April 02, 2007, 02:38:47 AM
i wish i had a normal 100% edible pancake with no poisons or germs on it

Quote from: goodbye on April 02, 2007, 09:28:37 PM
i wish i could eat my pancake with no strings or tricks or stupid things attached

Hafer.

The_Crusade · April 05, 2007, 08:46:53 PM

Wow, this game has taken a deep plunge downhill and into the underworld since I left.

I wish I didn't leave.