Wish Game

MetalGear822 · March 24, 2007, 05:14:15 AM

You must be doing that on purpose I became frustrated and killed you

I wish bakster didnt suck

The_Crusade · March 24, 2007, 02:09:56 PM

Bakster doesn't suck, and he proceeds to take over the world and make you his slave.

I wish I could go back 12 and a half days in time.

MetalGear822 · March 25, 2007, 12:23:11 AM

You go back twelve and a half days but at the same time create a new reality where I have taken over the world

I wish i had a giant laser on the moon

The_Crusade · March 25, 2007, 02:03:09 PM

The wish is granted, but an asteroid hits the moon and destroys it.

I wish that I was Harry Potter.

MetalGear822 · March 25, 2007, 10:00:22 PM

Your wish was granted but the new film ended up in the red due to your ugly-ness and the movie offers stop coming in you become depressed and you hang yourself.

I wish my laser destroyed the asteroid and saved the moon

The_Crusade · March 26, 2007, 12:08:18 AM

It does, but the laser only works one time and so can never be used again.

I wish there were Pokemon in real life.

flamingdragon · March 26, 2007, 07:37:30 AM

They come to life as evil demons and devour your soul.

I wish I had a kabillion ginormagantuum tv's.

The_Crusade · March 26, 2007, 06:21:54 PM

Your wish is granted, but since kabillion isn't a number, you get nothing. Then an anvil falls on your head for no reason, killing you.

I wish I had a billion tissues.

flamingdragon · March 27, 2007, 09:40:34 PM

You get a billion invisible tissues.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

MetalGear822 · March 27, 2007, 11:31:44 PM

You do but i steal your idea

I wish i had a pet turtle that will never have any interaction with anyone, never die, live happily with no negative repercussions from this wish

flamingdragon · March 28, 2007, 05:52:31 AM

The wish master doesn't hear u because u did not speak ur wish loud enough, then a piano drops on ur head.

flamingdragon · March 28, 2007, 05:52:51 AM

I wish I had the best computer in the world!

The_Crusade · March 28, 2007, 06:12:31 PM

You do, but it runs so fast that your eyes can't process what is going on and you can't use it.

MetalGear822 · March 29, 2007, 11:26:47 PM

The wishmaster kills bakster

I repeat much louder

Quote from: MetalGear822 on March 27, 2007, 11:31:44 PM
I wish i had a pet turtle that will never have any interaction with anyone, never die, live happily with no negative repercussions from this wish

The_Crusade · March 30, 2007, 03:06:58 PM

Your wish is granted, but you never interact with the turtle as the wish states the turtle can't have any interaction with anyone and so you spend the rest of your life crying and slitting your wrists.