Wish Game

[Slayer_Z]

you get your owls, but they have gay owl sex in your bed and nut on your pillow, you wake up with a sticky face.

I wish I didnt have to go back to jail

[The_Crusade]

You don't, you get the death penalty instead.

I wish I had a straight male O Rly? owl and a straight male Ya Rly owl (both immune to insanity) and that me and my family were immune to insanity.

[Slayer_Z]

You get your owls again, But they hire some bi hooker owls and have a crasy MFFM orgy on your bed, again you wake up with a sticky face and the smell of rotton owl snach and stale cigerettes all over.
I wish I didnt have to go to jail and I am not eligable for the death sentence

[The_Crusade]

You get sentenced to eternal torture.

I wish I had a better computer.

[Slayer_Z]

you get a better computer, but you have no electricity.

I wish for a stick

[The_Crusade]

You get a stick, but seconds later a large dog steals it and runs away.

I wish I had a better computer with the electricity to power it.

[haferhole1]

granted, but you need a password to log on to it, which you werent told.

i wish i was made of dead hampsters

[The_Crusade]

Since "hampsters" is not a word, you are made of nothing and so no longer exist.

I wish I had a new computer with the electricity to power it which I knew the password to.

[Slayer_Z]

you get your computer, have the power and the password but you have no mouse or keyboard.

I wish I was dead and in a happy afterlife

[The_Crusade]

You are in heaven, but then demons from Hell attack Heaven and destroy all the souls inside, including you.

I wish I had a new computer, complete with keyboard, mouse and monitor, with the electricity to power it which I knew the password to.

[haferhole1]

granted, but you lose all internet access

i wish i was in chinatown, getting jackie chans autograph

[Slayer_Z]

Granted, but Jacki CHan decides he hates you and kick your ass, smearing the autograph with your blood till it is unrecognisable.

I wish I had a stick that could be used as a torch and would light and extinguish at my command, and all fires started with it could be controlled by me.

[The_Crusade]

Granted, but it is stolen on the first day you have it. And the thief burns your face with it.

I wish I was made of fire.

[flamingdragon]

You trip and fall through a manhole straight into the sewer, extinguishing u.

I wish I was made of ice.

[The_Crusade]

You trip and fall into a volcano, being melted and then boiled out of existence immediately.

I wish I was made out of air.