'When I were a lad' game.

[Parsley]

http://www.phespirit.info/montypython/four_yorkshiremen.htm

Check out the skit above.

You have to make a more outrageous claim than the last post.

I'll start...

[Parsley]

When I were a lad, we were so poor that...

I used to chase garbage trucks with a shopping list.

[The_Gu3st]

When I were a lad, we were so poor that...

our only heat source was a cigarette.

[Parsley]

Pssh.  You were lucky.  We'd have killed for a fire to keep us warm.

When I were a lad, we were so poor that every night we used to freeze solid, and every morning our mother had to thaw us out for hours in the sun before we could move.

[Bakster]

Aye laddie, you're lucky you had a sun.

When I was a lad, I lived on a planet with no sun. Terrible, it was.

[haferhole1]

u had a planet? ah, u were lucky.

when i was a lad, all i had was a canilope sized meteor to hold onto whilst i floated through space, using a paper bag as a helmet. hard times, they were

[The_Gu3st]

Aye... you had paper? Lucky...

When I were a lad, the closest thing we had to paper was the tree stump outside of my box.

[haferhole1]

pss... u are lucky!
when i was a lad, my tree stump emited poison, so i couldnt get close to it

[Parsley]

Hah! Poison?! You were lucky!

When I were a lad I had to work as a rent boy for twenty four hours a day, seven days a week, in a Jamaican STD clinic, for eighteen years just to be able to, finally, on my nineteenth birthday, afford enough poison to kill myself.

[Bakster]

At least you could get some money...

When I were a wee lad, the closest to money I could get was breadcrumbs floating in the local pond...

[The_Gu3st]

Oye! Breadcrumbs.... you lucky bastard. What I would give for breadcrumbs...

When I were a lad, the only food I had was myown defaction.

[The_Gu3st]

*Defacation

[Bakster]

Aye, that musta been bad...

but when I was a lad, I have to survive in the cold, harsh blizzards of the Antarctic. Raised by polar bears, I was.

[haferhole1]

lucky lad, u were raised by polar bears?

when i was a lad, i was raised by a herd of valacaraptors.  with rabies. they thought i was a chew toy.  times were harsh...

(btw, cool game, this is )

[Bakster]

You were only a chew toy?

I had to spend my childhood days in the stomach of a particularly large grizzly bear. The acid was quite annoying, but I got used to it...