Rhyme game

[Bakster]

I say one line, then the next poster says a line which rhymes with the previous one.

Make the lines funny if you can, and a line must not exceed 20 words.

This here is Duelboard Fo 'shizzay nizzay....

[haferhole1]

theres a ton on different games you can play...

[Bakster]

If you read this, you are gay!

[anima]

I say one line, then the next poster says a line which rhymes with the previous one.

This here is Duelboard Fo 'shizzay nizzay....

theres a ton on different games you can play...

If you read this, you are gay!

Does this mean we are doomed to always rhyme with 'ay'?

[anima]

Dammit thats gay when your comment comes out in the qoute

[The_Gu3st]

I like boats.

[haferhole1]

my name means oats

[The_Gu3st]

I'm not wearing a coat.

[ultswordsman]

guest eats boats (after having fun with anima in bed)

[Bakster]

Now we are rhyming with 'Ed'!

[The_Gu3st]

I wish ults was dead. 

[Bakster]

Your mom was with me last night in bed.

[The_Gu3st]

My mom's name is Ned  (if you know what I mean)

[eddie]

my name is Ed(die)

[Bakster]

My name isn't Ed(die)